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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 50 minutes ago

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

bofa not banned- your move teach

[–] [email protected] 3 points 36 minutes ago

Literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Ruth is out on Front Street

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

1000, 900 & 80
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 hours ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

At least they haven’t banned omega

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

What's omega?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What the sigma is going on here

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Gang, you have to be tweaking with this goofy ahh rizz🤦

[–] [email protected] 1 points 44 minutes ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

[–] [email protected] 57 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's a dope list, no cap.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3...

You get skibidi toilet, okay? That's how the story ends.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

You skibidi toilet, you!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

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