Buy Scooby Snacks

Who cuts a watermelon like that? Absolute psychopaths that's who.

How much gold is under the antarctic ice sheet? let's find out

D: Inconsistency E: Repetition 6: Irony

"This bar association logo shouldn't be here either"

Maybe if you're a legitimate tow truck operator you should have details on your truck and try really hard not to threaten the owners of vehicles you ~~steal~~ tow.

But let's also be clear this truck owner acted like a truck owner and everything went exactly as well as you could expect.

hide yo kids, hide yo cat

DOUBLE FISTED ACTION

except that you could end up with a 3rd entrance by doing that ... eventually

I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face

Ramen is a scam. Pasta is cheaper.

Sleeping in your car is a scam. you don't need to pay yearly registration for a tent or swag or sleeping in the office

Selling plasma is a scam. and I won't elaborate further because I benefit.

if you're spending the rest of your life in jail anyway might as well stop protesting and start taking direct action. This is self defense.