CobblerScholar

joined 1 year ago
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Surprisingly busy this time actually, last year I could count the number on one hand this year we hardly could sit down before the door went off again for a couple hours

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Says the guy who's wife has definitely had an affair already

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"But I never thought they'd eat MY face"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Most men that age went to war

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Verizon at least has a block by area code setting and that's saved me a lot of headache

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Was so happy they brought those back for BoBF

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Itty bitty baby hands

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be if they didn't then shit in the corner and blame you for making them smell their shit

[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It common practice to curate your resume to the job you're applying for, you can smell the bullshit drifting off this one

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yikes that's so much worse than I thought, she recoiled like a full diaper got shoved in her face

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, in prison

 
 

Pallet wood, wood stain and a torch

 

Fitting a braided bracelet like this is terrible btw

 
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