Surprisingly busy this time actually, last year I could count the number on one hand this year we hardly could sit down before the door went off again for a couple hours
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Says the guy who's wife has definitely had an affair already
"But I never thought they'd eat MY face"
Most men that age went to war
Verizon at least has a block by area code setting and that's saved me a lot of headache
Was so happy they brought those back for BoBF
Itty bitty baby hands
It would be if they didn't then shit in the corner and blame you for making them smell their shit
It common practice to curate your resume to the job you're applying for, you can smell the bullshit drifting off this one
Oh yikes that's so much worse than I thought, she recoiled like a full diaper got shoved in her face
Yeah, in prison
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