Taken from reddit
Waking up 4 minutes after my bus left.
I saw this Lenny-post with both numbers being 0 a day ago, wondering if he'd ever die, and now it's settled.
This mf lived to 100 tho, and it's sad. But it also means you deserve to outlive this fuck.
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.