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[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🀣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

[–] [email protected] 43 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What the sigma is going on here

[–] [email protected] 32 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's a dope list, no cap.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

At least they haven’t banned omega

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

[–] [email protected] 98 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
  1. Cold in here

Those poor kids

[–] [email protected] 47 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

[–] [email protected] 128 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.

Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 21 hours ago

Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, β€œchat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3...

You get skibidi toilet, okay? That's how the story ends.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

You skibidi toilet, you!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Tweaking (Emma only) πŸ˜‚

Lemma guess, Emma uses β€˜Tweaking’ every other sentence?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experiming with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.

Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what β€œGyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's what the kids are using in place of "God damn" when referring to something impressive.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

but the only couches are in the teachers lounge

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Absolute Michigan W, bringing that into the mainstream.

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