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[–] [email protected] 128 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"New study shows that food has nutrients"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Got a source for that ridiculous claim?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got a source of nutrients and you won't believe what it is!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Doesn't answer his question

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Return to plant, harvest energy from the sun and nutrients from the soil

[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Study finds link between a simple liquid and staying healthy"

Fucking water

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"fucking water"... I guess, just don't call it that in bed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Don't kinkshame my drowning fetish

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I only have regular water though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Unless they meant that's what you do with water to stay healthy

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Could'a been sweet potatoes. He didn't know.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Aren't sweet potatoes root tubers?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vegetables are “parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food.”

Sweet potatoes are both tubers and vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

By this definition, grass and tree bark are vegetables

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Carrots are also roots.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why do they have the dota symbol though?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Newsbreak. Chinese aggregator.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Nah, that’s Apple News.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

"Death hates these two life-prolonging hacks!"

Article: eat veggies and get exercise.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I hate when people say that something is healthy because it has "nutrients". I mean, yeah, it's probably true but everything has nutrients. And of course there are supplements and stuff which are literally pure nutrients.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Eat rocks. They're a great source of minerals"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ Marie, they ARE minerals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eat iron. Guess what it's rich in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

on the other side of the spectrum there's "healthy is when salad" which also drives me up the wall

the worst part is that healthy food can mostly be described by "avoid sugar and pre-processed stuff as much as possible, eat as much whole-grain and vegetables as possible", but i guess that's one comma too much for readers to engage with..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's what plants crave.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

i use red tree fruits as projectile defense against metal stick wielding humans wearing white coats

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I thought it was about Trump.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

CNN had a run that at time approximated a good one, but it's time for them to go visit the rabbits now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Fuckin spoiler alerts, please.