Klear

You neved heard phylum before? You phylustine!

Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

Ok, and where is that random existential dread coming from?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Demand... another shrubbery!

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

Nah, I prefer pirated movies.

Sanders In Name Only?

A Rebel Without the Ability to Read Non-Verbal Cues

Yeah. Apparently I've been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

Aw shit, here we go again...