Honytawk

And my axe!

Pssh, if you haven't coded on punch cards, you aren't a real coder

Those eyes are crazy

But that damn beard is so fluffy, I'm gonna to die.

Before you get access to the Developer mode, you must first answer my riddles three.

So like, we'll have to send a letter and wait 14 business days, then come by physically and beat the guy behind reception to an arm wrestling match while a bunch of beautiful ladies tries to convince us to stop before we can sign up?

Aw geeze

But like, why asbestos?

Why can't they shovel sand or dirt or something?

... but I like the screaming ...

Big Yarn

Don't trust this, it is a Facebook tracking pixel

Abstinence, most likely

And if you think Shrinkflation stopped there?

They bring out a new Skittle that is 20% smaller for the same price!

The plane should be pointing down instead