Melbourne

Happy Lazy Day! Have the miracle of a Void boi using his special nest pillow.

Cotton eye Joe turns 30 this year

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Owww my fucking back

When did music get so loud

And of course

I don't like the look of those teenagers

Disheveled man with a hole in each hand came in asking for a job, said he's a carpenter by trade. Told him if he gets along with the piranhas he gets the job. He said he used to hang out with fishermen a lot. Will see if he lasts.

Wow. I am wrecked. That was a hectic week and I have nothing left. Want to be productive round the house...want to go out in the sun. Could barely muster up the energy to make lunch. Bed and movies this afternoon I think.

Gibson's protest against bedroom lamps

Did my first blood donation today. Usually do plasma donations. So much faster, only took 6 mins for 470 mL but 3 months until I can donate again.

Owing to recent work encounters, I've had this in my mind all day:

Ann.... (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ Perkins!

I idly wish for a Chris Traeger in my life too 🥺

I hadn't had Ribena since I was a little tacker. It just slipped my mind for all those years.

Grabbed a bottle a few days ago and I honestly can't stop drinking it lol

I'm watching Superstore and it's pretty funny.

Heheh, oops. So, Reddit for mobile sucks ass. I'd read my dumb ex's message, but it kept showing up as unread. I'm really uptight about notification icons so just wanted it gone. Anyway, went in to try and mark it as read or whatever, and got caught up in looking at gif reactions. Sent one...

I mean, it worked, but was unintended. Whatever.

This is the gif for anyone who wants a lol

[https://media.tenor.com/CWzK5UXmlfAAAAAM/thank-you-so-much-for-this-it-was-entirely-unhelpful-david.gif](Schitt's Creek - David Rose)

Edit: oooo hahaha they got spicy 😂

time to find out what I NEED today bit forgot to buy during the week.

Moobeans lies horizontal and cuddles so much she pushes me out of bed. I think I need to buy a bigger one so we can both get in

Well the man has gone to bed sick so I've organised a girl Friday to step in. At some stage tonight the little speakers are gonna stop working and I don't know how the big boys work. I mean I've got an idea but that involves a lot of button pressing.

We still haven't negotiated a price but I know it's gonna cost me dearly.

I had a very non-traditional hot cross bun for breakfast… A sticky lamington type one… TBH it was nice.

Gotta be a record for me, think I just spent around 3+ hours at the NGV. I am wrecked, but I guess it doesn’t help I haven’t had lunch yet.

Loving the sunshine, but it’s ultra hazy today.

What are we all doing, DT fam?

Woke up with migraine. Day of doing nothing but listening to audio books I think.

Was hoping to do some washing today but with all this smoke around might have to delay.

If you were to buy decorations for a party with the theme "alice in wonderland upside down tea party" what the hell would you buy because I have no fucking idea.

Argylle got shitty reviews but it's a solid flick IMO.

Did not see the midway twist at all

TIL I can put this in my car and can play Spotify from my phone.

I swear the world is keeping important lessons from me. What else do I need to learn friends? Hmu.

Does anyone else get a weird "uncanny valley" vibe from AI art/voice/music?

I don't know how else to describe it. Especially the visual art. I fucking hate this word so much, but it's a bit "ick"

Fridaaaaay

The kid's playing Call of Duty Modern warfare 2 campaign remastered on the laptop. Me says "Can you projected it onto the tv to make it bigger?". Her eyes light up "I'll give it a go" she says. That's the spirit. And yep it happens. Lol.

Was just thinking how nice it was that none of the neighbours have busted out their power tools and just like that.. a whipper snipper starts next door..

11:20am... it was a good run.

woke up early, overheated, headache nearly gone

will try for more sleep

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

Piranhas are all there and working, but some of them seem more identical with each other than usual. In other news, man with hole in hands brought in the best fish & chips to feed the whole crew.

Friday already? I haven't been able to really do anything since Monday so have been wiped out for a whole week. The previous one was brutal. Haven't been able to go out looking for the ginger ninja as I've just been managing myself and my cat. When I'm back on my feet I'll try to do the occasional sweep.

I've given the pudding the Nexgard and will shove the balls of yarn and contents of the mending basket into sealed space bags so any fleas will die in there.

I'm back from the tuna lady's house aka my mother. Great lunch. My kid liked my drive by sightseeing must see establishments. Cennalick, court house, cop shop, town hall and train station all one convenient street.

Anyway cheers everyone 🍺

Let's get ready to parteeee!