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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also has a bit of history with providing fish dinners for 5,000 people from a very low baseline. If I was the piranhas, I think I'd be a bit worried. Keep an eye on him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He got himself and the humanoids very drunk. Don’t know where he got all that wine from. They are now happily asleep at the back. The piranhas look fine for now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I doubt a drunk piranha would be good company

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the piranhas are drunkenly asleep

i should prepare some heavily buttered hot cross buns for when they wake up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Drunken piranhas. What could possibly go wrong?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That man assured me I will find the same number of piranhas by eight pm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That's reassuring.