Catfish

Hiya, as above. I have one guest at an up coming party who is GF and medically cannot digest meat. A few things planned naturally fit this. Most of the more filling items don’t. Cunning ideas?

Anyone got a clue what is going on with this critter? Until about 8 months ago it was a single vertical, then had a bunch of pups at once. Have been turning it toward sunlight, but it’s on the only viable inside windowsill. The base of the main is a bit squish. It gets watered twice a year.