guys this is satire i’m getting the vibe that wasn’t obvious
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In order for something to be satirical, it first must be funny
sounds like you didn’t get it :/ sorry
Oh honey, my response wasn't because I didn't get it
This is giving off r/im15andthisisdeep energy
sounds like you didn’t get it
It's a meta joke about the obsession companies have with pointing out ways to get their workers to be more environmental or save more money, only with this it's literally just describing driving normally on your own, hence implying that companies don't actually care about you and just want to say things to make you feel responsible for things outside of your control
As a rule of thumb, it's a bad idea to just say the same thing over and over again. Just like how it's a bad idea to tell somebody they don't get a joke when the joke is as bland as saltless pasta
yeah almost, you do describe like 2/3rds of the elements at play here but demonstrate a lack of understanding of the third with this comment. that third is probably crucial to what makes this post funny to most, but i won’t explain it to you, specifically, since your tone policing behavior has made it exponentially more fun to repeat
sounds like you didn’t get it :(
you're missing part of the joke, but I won't explain it to you
I dislike your tone policing behaviour
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This is giving off r/im15andthisisdeep energy
If you think that's the vibe of this post, then you didn't get it.
It was the vibe of the op's response, not the post
Oh honey, then I fear you don't get r/im15andthisisdeep either 💔🥺
OP, I am a massive Diana stan. So much so that it annoys my wife lmao. They don't get it. We get it. You get it.
You gotta gimme dat WALK TUAH metro station and get on that train.
YAYY yippee 🥳
Most people's are down voting because It's not funny it's aneurism-posting,
i don’t think you know what aneurism-posting means.
in reality it’s not well received because this style of humor just doesn’t hit the 196 community the same as in other internet spaces i frequent. 196 and diana have a lot in common, particularly with the cities skyline crowd, but i tried to diversify my posting to a probably much older and out of the loop audience which is not sensitive of the memetic value here.
i tried a diversification to my posting and the material didn’t land in this context. no need to insult 🤷♀️
i thought aneurysm posting was when someone is trying to say something salient but autocorrect and typographical errors have merged in the worst possible way to make it absolutely unintelligible.
(so it reads like they're having an aneurysm)
aneuryrysm is when you the then the words
"why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"
that’s exactly what i have always understood as well, thanks for sharing your experience i was getting confused
My understanding is that anuerysm posting is when, even if you account for spelling mistakes and auto correct errors, the text is still indecipherable, as if the person has dysphasia, or is actively having an anuerysm, resulting in grammaticaly unparseable, meaningless sentences, where no salient 'objective' of the utterance can be determined.
(Different from schizo posting, where the sentences usually are mostly parseable as having actual meaning, its just that whats being said is completely insane.)
even better definition, thank you. 😊
A true scholar of the Internet i see
I got it
And as a single poly bi dude I let out a chuckle, a curse, and an upvote.
hell yeah finally, people who get this must all log in after 5:15 UTC lol
How many layers of irony are you on ?
i counted and it’s just one layer of irony, i think it’s unfamiliarity with the original version that’s tripping folks up
There's an original version?
A lot of woosh going on in here. It's about polyamory, folks.
I still don't get it.
that’s okay, never any shame in that! 😊(i found this if you want to change that though https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/solo-polyamorous-hijabi-amputee)
That sounds like a really obtuse way of saying you don't have a primary partner.
literally 😭 should i post the original or would that make it worse do you think
This is the exact opposite of woke
sleepe
I've been woke for too long, where is my sleepe
It's so woke that it got an overflow error and reverted to a negative value.
My non-anuerism take on this was it feels like it's the car lobby trying to pass off driving alone as an inclusive thing to do. Kinda like when I saw a BP float in Chicago's Pride parade this year.
Am I getting it right?
Edit: I think the term I'm trying to find is "corporate performative allyship"
yeah more or less except it’s not real, i think we have different definitions of aneurism posting but if by that you mean it’s a satire of that corporate allyship/pinkwashing behavior i think that’s correct
Somebody should cosplay this character. Thankfully, the long legs allow for a stilt+hook setup for people with good balancing skills.