[-] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago

where's your tax return diaper donnie

[-] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

... on the one hand i was making a memetic reference to a batman comic that made the rounds on the internet a little while back,

on the other hand, in order to troll properly it has to be something that actually gets under the skin of the intended audience and gets them REAL good and outraged, and abusing their religiosity is a deliciously tantalizing vector for ruining the day of a theocratic fuckwit. Just the filthiest bastardized blasphemy possible. They might even escalate to physical violence, as many religious zealots are wont, at which point putting them down with lethal force becomes entirely justified, since at that point they're already murderously feral.

so it has merit. But I can't even imagine how i'd stomach wading into such an environment even just to document the fallout.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY. WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

as if the actual very guilty war criminals are even alive anymore...

Their grandchildren and great grandchildren likely had no say in their heinous horrific crimes against our entire species, and punishing them for something they more likely than not either a) knew nothing about or b) knew with great shame isn't exactly going to increase the amount of justice in the world.

Imagine waking up tomorrow and finding out that one of YOUR great grandparents was an irredeemable monster and you were never told about it because there was nothing you could've done about it anyway, but overnight there's now hundreds to thousands of people who want to drag you out of your home and lynch you in the street, all because you "committed" the "crime" of being born.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I've never wanted to kill a fox before but at least I'll have a nice orange hat with a tail now.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Actually it has a fair bit of fat.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Wordplay aside,

I found this item at a grocery chain local to Western Massachusetts called Big Y.

Noting the >250% markup on sockeye variety over the standard pink salmon, it's a bit of a hard sell...

But it did manage to snag my curiosity. Guilty as charged! Guess their daring marketing plan worked on me!

So. I waited about a week before actually trying it to give myself some time to kinda 'forget' how much more I paid for this one than the other one. I did have in mind that it was "more" but I had managed to divorce my thoughts from "how much" more. That said, I can state for the record, you can tell by the flavor that there's distinctly more going on here. I don't know if it's actually 2.5x better than the alternative, but it most certainly makes an impression: the flavor profile is broader and the texture is discernibly richer. The coloration is more pronounced as well.

This is some bougie fish, friends. But I think it is in fact worth more. Just, perhaps, not worth THAT much more. I believe that once the novelty wears off, it would be acceptable at no more than 1.5x to 1.75x markup.

Both are definitely nice enough that I enjoyed eating them STRAIGHT outta the can. Honestly I don't even know what further preparation I'd even bother with. When I want canned salmon, this hits the spot and scratches the itch. The sockeye version in particular, to be fair.

[-] [email protected] 241 points 1 month ago

I bought palworld.
i played it.
i enjoyed it.
i had enough.
i stopped.
there is nothing wrong with this sequence of events.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This Hurts Me

As a civil engineering and municipal infrastructure enthusiast, village generation like this makes me die inside.

You may think "but it looks cool", until you actually fly in close and realize that none of the villagers can get back into their houses after convening at the common areas of the town because they're up sheer cliffs or halfway embedded into solid rock, and none of the paths are actually navigable in any way.

Even 'rescuing' this town by trying to light it up sufficiently that they won't be accosted by zombies all day long from every nook and cranny, let alone refactoring all the paths so they can find their way around, is a frustrating and painful prospect.

Yeah sure okay it's just a video game, but games and other environmental simulations of the sort only capture the imagination and our own minds' abilities to extrapolate emergent play by having at least some basic modicum of verisimilitude - and i can tell you, this settlement, which was supposed to have been ostensibly built by allegedly sapient beings, should NEVER have come to be. Villagers can't even merely sustain existence here let alone build it. Not that they have any canonical capacity to construct in the first place, but it's supposed to be implied by the existence of buildings.

In a word, it's dissonant.

How To Decrease Suck

But look. I'm not here to just point fingers and lay blame. Generally it's a dick move to criticize a situation without offering a solution, and I have one:

Pathfinding as a generative guideline.

Retracing the hows and whys of populated places in real life, we can reveal the underlying principles that drive the phenomenon of Basically Any Place That Is Dwelled-Within. You see, for millions of years before humanity even existed let alone before the first permanent artificial structures were constructed on earth, the critters who occupied various land-based biomes on our world were trying to balance the needs of food, water, and safety. And they would do this by recognizing where these things were, and then attempting to navigate between them as efficiently as possible. In other words: animals create game trails, delineated paths of least resistance, between foraging grounds, watering holes, and hiding/nesting/resting places. Even entirely nomadic herds will attempt to beat relatively easier-to-traverse routes between grazing lands.

You could build an algorithm that attempts to lay a route between any two arbitrary points in an environment that minimizes for disruptions like objects blocking the way, bodies of water, gaps in the terrain like ravines, or even slopes that are uncomfortably steep.

A Pathfinding Algorithm.

Now, why do people make paths? Well, our hunter-gatherer ancestors did this to follow migratory prey and seasonal edible plants. Even though structures weren't permanent, we'd come back to set up our camps at the same spots because they're good spots to camp at - and our ancestors KNEW that as a function of accessibility. When we began experimenting with agriculture and attained the ability to stay in the same spot year-round while not dying of starvation or exposure, we discovered a whole-ass new use for pathfinding: trade!

We'd harvest materials from the surrounding world, and congregate to exchange what we found. Since all the materials were there, we began producing those materials into goods! Since we have all these people and all these goods in one place, why, let's facilitate the exchange with the performance of services to improve quality of life! Providers of Materials, Producers of Goods, and Performers of Services, congregating at a common location...
That's a Village.

The villagers in minecraft also possess an intrinsic implied division of labor along similar lines:

  • Farmers obviously provide all the base sustenance foods the community needs.
  • Fishermen provide fish, but also presumably various salvaged items or junk their luck of the sea might have brought ashore.
  • Fletchers hunting in the wild provide wood, flint, feathers, and string.
  • Masons mining in quarries provide minerals.
  • Shepherds tending their herds and flocks provide meat, dyes, and cloth from wool.
  • The various armorer, weaponsmith, toolsmith, leatherworker, and butcher all produce finished goods from those raw materials.
  • The Cleric provides the service of being the community's organizer and leader.
  • The Librarian provides the service of keeping records and teaching the young.
  • The Cartographer provides the service of facilitating travel and communication between towns and the location of resources in the field

What I'm trying to say is, there's every indication that the only thing missing from this brew is the PATHS.

And that, if you DID try to draw paths of least resistance between arbitrary points in the world, you would see them converging upon level, open areas of solid ground... which would be perfect for the construction of settlements and slot seamlessly into the extant paradigms of villages as they already are.

Not only that, but, this would go incredibly far toward enriching every minecraft world with the semblance of a narrative without actually having to write one for real. Villages connected with roads will provoke our imaginations to externally hallucinate the existence of social systems that don't even need to be programmed into the game, like sociological regions, or nations.

It all comes down to a road-based approach.

edit: BTW,
I created a submission in the official Minecraft Feedback site last month. Sadly it's rather hard to elegantly express what I'm suggesting with a character limit of only 1500. So if you think this is a good idea, come here and vote or something. maybe comment. Feedback Link

[-] [email protected] 204 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

EVERY. GUN. IS. ALWAYS. LOADED.

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT "ISN'T LOADED"

[-] [email protected] 304 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

literally had brainworms

which literally starved in his head

good grief you couldn't pay me to admit that shit

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

They have a whole range of herring fillets, just look at them!!! I've tried them but forgot to take pictures, but I plan to again in the future and I'll share them then. The smoked ones are great but the ones I REALLY LIKED were the ones in horseradish sauce, the mustard ones, and especially the tomato sauce ones. The pepper ones are good too and I wouldn't leave them out but they don't HIT quite like the saucy ones.

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feeling peckish (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

finding this little community awoke some cravings :3

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Also trans rights

[-] [email protected] 127 points 11 months ago

i'm so much more fucking exhausted 30 seconds after reading this than i was thirty seconds before i read it

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

If only hell were real just so this piece of shit could be burning there right now. Shame he killed three others instead of just himself. Fucking pig.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

One of the interaction menu options (where "Cross-post / Send Message / Report Post / Block user / Block Community" live)
OR (preferably)
perhaps even one of the external buttons (next to Comment / Save / Original Post -OR- next to Upvote / Downvote)
should be the ability to either hide or collapse a given post so the things you've already seen take up less screen space
(but shouldn't be permanently lost to you so you can go back to something if you decide you want to look at it again)

Also, apologies if this is already suggested, I tried to search, and either it isn't there or the search function isn't very good.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

... but it's not like he's not in a rush.

[-] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago

Lol get fucked Hollywood

UNION STRONG ✊

[-] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, for any reason! :D

Especially racist sexist homophobic chud dipshit fascist bootlickers.

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