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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Does my bum look big in this?

No girl. You look beautiful.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

That means she's just going to appropriate a smaller box.. or all of them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

Hello beautiful!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

The trap is working

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I'm gonna recreate The Slab from KFC for dinner tomorrow night for me and the kid. Soft rolls, bbq sauce, cheese sauce, popcorn chicken. Easy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

The Slab is an affront to god (that I would have tried by now if I wasn't certain it would inflict on myself severe gastrointestinal distress).

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

This week has been the 7am start work week with lots of uni stuff due. Tired but wired. Sleep deprived but slowly sleeping earlier! Submitted stuff a little late but getting through it. Next week will be better

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

You got dis one!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Sounds like you've got this ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Hehe thank you :) I'm sure I will get through it!!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

I think Iโ€™ve overdone my stress eating.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Oooooh carbs. My old friend.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

Hello carbos, my old friend,
I've come to gnaw on you again,
Nighttime I dream I'm consuming
Noodles, pasta, rice I'm wanting
But eventually you'll turn to sugar from grain
And cause me pain
From diabetes

[-] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

and through the salted water I saw
A hundred noodles maybe more
Softly bubbling without leaking
They float around and they're not sticking

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Salted strandlets coiled and headed for my maw

I do adore

The taste of pasta

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I've already had about half a cup of rice but I'm about to chow down on some chips... definitely craving the carbs tonight as well.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Yummy chippies.

As ambitious as it was I wasnโ€™t able to eat the whole lot so I have dinner for tomorrow as well.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

the sun has set and my room is dark
i should get off the bed and the phone
and clean my room
as mother instructed

[-] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

My hayfever is still raging. ๐Ÿ˜ 

[-] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

My birth certificate got lost somewhere in the house a year or so ago and after many unsuccessful attempts to find it, I'd decided today was going to be the day I'd apply for a new one. Checked the Justice services joint in Broady was open and off I went on the bus and train. Sign on the door apologising for inconvenience but they are no longer processing BD&M requests, scan the QR code for a list of other locations and go there. Ok, so I did and Reservoir was the closest, so off I went on the bus and train. Get to Reservoir and the same sign is on their front door!

Ended up getting photocopied notarised documents and submitted online, which I didn't want to do because I hate sending personal ID documents online, would much rather do in person. I just don't feel safe. The website is an utter shitshow, wouldn't accept my postal address, I've seen window cleaning junkies work more effectively.

So I got home and baked brownies with the kids, and they are fudgy and delicious (the brownies not the kids)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Sorry to hear about the trouble you experienced today.

It must have been frustrating as hell to deal with.

Those brownies look so nice. I could really use a batch of them warm right now after the shitty day Iโ€™ve had and fall into a blissful food coma.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago
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They look great!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

That is so frustrating!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Yipes - got a phone call on my break between clients - major shit has gone down at work.
Better not say too much even semi-anonymously, but it's time-to-join-the-union-and-get-representation shit.
I see many phone calls in my future...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Okay I've definitely had way too much caffiene and too much work time because my eyes feel very googly and I got that wired/tired thing going on. Someone make me dinner and take out the rubbish and put away the clothes and pack my bags for me please...

...wait, that someone has to be me? Bummer. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ Gotta remind myself of my trip, true rest and recuperation is around the corner...

e: somehow made it to the finish line, plus the dishes and a shower. I can't wait to just do nothing

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

@[email protected]

Aussie WT20 Vs NZ on tv at the moment.

5/119 NZ at the moment, 17 overs.

I missed the start but at least I get to see the Aussie bat. Hope we get them!

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And a win for the Aussies!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

I got so many things on my to do list done today ๐Ÿ™‚ , just niggling things

I have every cupboard sorted now and unwanted stuff put aside, most has already been taken to op shop or distributed to neighbours

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

As a list queen I can relate. Itโ€™s so nice getting things crossed off and some decluttering done

[-] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

I have spilt coffee on myself twice today, which is twice too many. First I was walking along a footpath/bikepath and stepped on my partners heel accidentally, and he stopped to fix it and I just walked into the back of him and spilt coffee down my front. Glad I had a raincoat on lol.

Second was just now, and just out of pure unco-ness I just slopped some of my coffee onto my oodie.

Put a fork in me, I'm done ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Hi I'm Clutzo, the Fall n Roll Clown. I do c-c-c-c-coffee!!!!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Iโ€™m scared ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

poking holes in you means spilling coffee from your stomach

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

I am patient when it comes to technology, I am well trained, I read instructions very carefully

pisses me off no end when i am gaslighted telling me I don't know what I am doing , godamm fucking air cleaner has the wrong filters and I can't fix it without the right parts, just like I said 2 years ago

thank you for listening to my rant

[-] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Is this a cannot operate a screwdriver with genitals situation?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

more a fragile ego

[-] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Today's the day I know for sure I need antihistamines this season ๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Today's the day I've ramped it up to nasal spray + tablets. And I'm still a bit concerned I could be coming down with something.

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