I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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Guaranteed he put one drop of ketchup just for the meme then panicked and carefully removed it with tissue paper. Good sushi isn't cheap, man.
I've never been so offended in my life. This is fucking blasphemy.
To be fair, ketchup is mostly sugar and vinegar. Sushi already has vinegar in it and the sauce already on there is presumably something like teriyaki - which is also based on sugar.
No. Do not "both sides" this monster.
I will, and I'll throw Spam on it too! And it'll still be fucking delicious!
Why? Because rice plus meat plus sauce is hard to fuck up lol.
Spam musubi can attest to that
Sometimes you go full on stupid food. And once in a while, it fuckin works ❤️
Is that even legal where you live?
Fish? Yes!
Alright, that's it. This person needs war crimes done to them.
If they break the Geneva Conventions first it's technically no longer a war crime
I don't think that's accurate
It is. The Geneva Conventions acknowledge that if your enemy is breaking them you are allowed to respond in kind.
It's what allowed America to argue it can torture prisoners, because they either belong to non-signatories or broke them as well/first. The Conventions offer protection to civilian populations of even non-signatories but there are ways around it.
For example, America would declare any male over 12 in the area a terrorist which is obviously not a problem and is definitely very cool.
It gets fairly complicated in the weeds, as demonstrated, but this example is a clear violation and they have no grounds for complaint.
What's wrong with a bit of chup on your fish fingers?
I learned a new word and I wish I hadn't😂 > chup
Chup is going straight into my vocabulary
Like chuppa chups, those ketchup-flavoured lollipops
Get out
I will punch your dad in the cock
Thanks, I've not gotten the chance to do that myself yet.
Np bb <3
And what that on the breaded fried roll?
BBQ sauce!
That better be wasabi flavored
Could at least have used Heinz, you barbarian
They're gonna send a nuke back, for this one
Oh god...
Don't worry, I added some curry powder later
You're disgusting. BBQ sauce is the only way.
I wonder how it tastes. At shittier sushi places those "salmon" sushi are completely tasteless. Not that this would be an improvement
Da gehört 'ne ordentliche Ladung Hela druff
Haven't the Japanese people suffered enough?
I really don't like sushi but good salmon or trout is frigging expensive and tasty
Ketchup? With ~~lobster~~ salmon? Head explodes
I'd rather eat that fish without any seasoning or sauce
General Reposti
That's my name, don't wear it out
This man needs to be put in a Japanese jail and force fed proper sushi until they learn what sushi is
Jeans?
They shouldn't have killed Harambe
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