I'm going to use this in the future.

"What? Your calculations don't make any sense."

"It's surrealist math."

"..."

"Pfft I knew you wouldn't get it"

Did they really frame it as a bad thing in the article?

Huh, hadn't heard about that one

Hours?? It is just minutes of thinking for me

I've often risked it. So far haven't had the accident happen. Can't be arsed to go every time since it takes me a while to fall back asleep if I get up

And out of Viking graves with swords, how many of them have turned out to be women?

Shouldn't have just assumed but in that case it was the correct assumption vast majority of the time. Still bad to assume.

The Egyptlogists might have some additional context and knowledge that some rando on Twitter might now.

Why would you put a pea in her bed to begin with

True innovators

If drunk people couldn't consent as a rule then like 80% of Finnish one night stands would be double rapes (since both are getting raped by the other party) lol

Depends how drunk