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牛子海星 (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/14695736

Caption this.

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Real humor (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/14652327

I just cited myself.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Humanity’s ability to repair and control is far from being able to keep up with its destructive power

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Choose the first one, a talking donkey

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16840562

I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

这才是真正的春宵一刻千金难求

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Haha, WeChat is even more outrageous than this. All your forwarded files will be automatically stored again. Your chat records will always be stored on the disk, but WeChat will tell you that the chat records have expired. In addition, it has recently been discovered that every Once you log in to WeChat, your avatar will be saved more than ten times

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm not sick! I'm not sick! I'm really not sick!

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你是真牛逼 (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

本人外表普通,没有正式谈过恋爱,是预备大魔导师。从大学到工作,我的异性朋友不多,但每当跟一个女生的关系发展超过普通朋友,就会收到各种各样的邀请,比如要求我晚上放学后一个人在教室等她;深夜到她家看猫后空翻;凌晨喝醉酒要来我家等等。这种时候我第一反映是害怕,第二是觉得搞笑。怕是怕她们缠上我,让我的生活从此不能自在逍遥(其实就是个阿宅,乐趣来自看片打游戏),搞笑是她们发情的时候就像个动物,发的短信,说的话,颇有欲遮还羞,犹抱琵琶半遮面的味道,我一眼就能看穿那种“想做却不敢做”的扭捏与渴望,这能让我乐好几周。当然,结果是我都回绝了,并从此冷处理她们,然后莫名其妙地被下一个女生“找到”,于是又开启一个新的循环。在虚拟世界里我为了看片甚至自己搭建了服务器,搞了磁盘阵列,我收藏的名器,倒模能摆满一面墙,我为了自己特殊的癖好花了不少钱搞定制(看片看不得其他男性,哪怕是一双手一根毛),可遇上真活儿了,无非是跑路或者躲着,所谓叶公好龙是也。我是不是心理有什么问题?

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Raise (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cafe/post/5410933

YSK: lemmy.ml is managed by tankies, and lead lemmy developer is a tankie

Lead Lemmy Developer, Dessalines, denying the Tiananmen Square Massacre and praising the Uyghur Genocide

https://sh.itjust.works/post/8419342

Dessalines AKA "parentis_shotgun" on Reddit, is the main Lemmy dev, also the admin of lemmy.ml and lemmygrad.ml.

Their post and discussions on Reddit (archive as the original post must have been removed):

https://web.archive.org/web/20230626055233/https://old.reddit.com/r/communism/comments/cqgztr/fuck_the_white_supremacist_reddit_admins_want_me/

Please join the discussions for Lemmy.ml tankie censorship problem:

https://lemmy.world/post/16211417

And the discussions for finding/creating alternative communities on other instances:

https://lemmy.world/post/16235541

What is a tankie?

Tankie is a pejorative label generally applied to authoritarian communists, especially those who support acts of repression by such regimes or their allies. More specifically, the term has been applied to those who express support for one-party Marxist–Leninist socialist republics, whether contemporary or historical.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

bad news, those who do rap in China are all technical secondary schools.

I know that not all countries care about academic qualifications as much as China. Academic qualifications mean almost everything in Chinese, so this makes those who rap more funny because they have no academic both time . can you understand what i mean ?

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What can I say (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/13579301

Hero

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

这句话的意思就是,现实给你一种疏离感,于是你来到网络,网络渐渐也给你一种疏离感,于是你又来到现实,然后发现,都他妈给你一种疏离感,折腾吧,折腾,完了发现,还是屁用没有,然后就笑了,回归模板

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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芬达。 (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

在第二次世界大战以前,德国是可口可乐最成功的海外市场。不过,当战争导致贸易禁运时,德国的可口可乐分支机构无法进口制造可口可乐所必需的原料。所以,他们开始用乳清和苹果纤维等食品边角料开发替代性含糖饮料。芬达这个名字来自德语中表示想象的Fantasie一词。可口可乐德国有限公司的老板为这种饮料举办了命名大赛,让员工放飞自己的想象力。

新产品大获成功,1943年的销售量接近300万瓶。当食糖开始定量供应时,一些德国人甚至用芬达作为汤类和炖菜的甜味剂。这是在艰难时期开展创新的有趣故事,但你不会在可口可乐的“简史”中看到它。

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's a design problem?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

In some countries you have no choice

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

He reminds me of the guy who put the camera in the washing machine

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It's just a common tactic to draw attention to the weakness of the company and damage to the company's interests, and it's not because people can't speak out at all. Although it is a bit biased to say this, my disgust towards these big companies will not change.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

My past was stolen

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I would prefer people to be spread across different forums and form their own identity

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