Open secret

That's actually pretty interesting

Makes sense to me. If cows weren't eaten they'd steal our stuff.

That was my draft

If it's enough to cure the ham, it's enough to cure you.

I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn't nutritional.

Literally cat food tbh

Damn, he really focuses on important issues doesn't he

Meat eraser