This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I think I'm in trouble
Lord help me
No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
Man I'm fucked
Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
I think I'll be alright
I guess it really depends on how evolved it is
Above the human level.
As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
Shit.
I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage
I'm too cool to die >:3
I'll have a friend 😻
Oh. I think I'll be just fine.
I last long, I cast spells
I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .
How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?
It doesn't
It means it's useless in such a situation.
I win(d)
I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.
Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely
I think I'm safe
You tell me...
A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.
I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?
Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.
My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.
Heh
Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku
I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.
Idk I have no idea what TxzK means
Oh hai mark
Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.
I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.
Depends on you
I got high on my own supply
I think I'd do fine
My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.
So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD
my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least
I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀
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