I'll sooner murder a marketing executive
Are you suggesting that this person may not actually be admitting to several crimes openly on twitter
No kidding, I'm tired of people acting like I'm an idiot because I don't have the European countries and their positions on the world map memorized. It's a continent I'm unlikely to ever visit, why would I need to know these things?
"Europeans know these things about America, why don't you learn them about Europe?"
I never asked y'all to learn about my country. I'm not gonna judge you if you can't pinpoint Sedgwick County, KS on a map. I live here, I have plenty of reason to know it. Someone living in Avignon doesn't
You're right, it's only roughly one in every 20 rolls. It's only almost precisely one in every 20 rolls. It's only a 5% chance, which some would say is literally synonymous with "one in every 20 rolls," which isn't strictly true, because it's possible to have more or less than one natural 20 in any run of 20 rolls, because it's only one in every 20 rolls on average.
I've been arguing about the portal paradox all day and these comments have gotten on my nerves more than anyone trying to explain to me that the cube isn't moving
"David, my character was paralyzed from birth, you can't just—"
Oh yeah it sounds like he's super into it
I have wondered about using it post... Other things. Do healing spells reduce your refractory period? Could someone get Ed Greenwood to weigh in on this?
These articles are useless without a damn list
Guys this took me way too long to transcribe but I could not go without posting it. wizardlyghost wrote that shit in iambic pentameter. This is the first time I've ever seen someone use iambic pentameter when imitating Shakespeare, and they did it fucking flawlessly
ETA Y'all magpiecrown illustrated this and it's the best
Hating both is the only based take. All billionaires are evil, even if you really really like their music.
You're fuckin dreaming if you think this silly airplane meme is equivalent to the hate we send Musk's way all the time, constantly
See the problem is that you let a display device connect to the internet
"Young" could be misinterpreted as 18. "Underage" is the right word.
I love when everyone makes fun of me, it's so nice to get attention all the time