peeing sitting down

shitting standing up

You are correct, and it is good to see the pisscourse continue to be elevated.

Dangers of sitting:

• If it's cold, it can be a shock to the rear
• Peepee can touch porcelain bowl, cold/moist/gross
• Peeing between seat and bowl can happen accidentally and insidiously. Soaked pants/socks + pain to clean up.
• If not in your own house / have awful housemates, touching gross things like toilet seats

I say this as a dedicated sit-downer wherever possible. I find it preferable, but when you're groggily wiping a pool of pee off the floor at 1am, you realise it's not a promised pee land.

Pissing while sitting down is dangerous for me because my dick doesnt naturally point down into the toilet bowl, instead pointing forward and posing a serious splash hazard to my pants. This can be remedied by leaning forward a bit instead of leaning back, but Ive been burned one too many times and just pee standing up. Besides peeing while standing up just feels better, more liberating.

pee splashes around more than most people realize when people pee standing, little droplets go a surprising distance and are definitely getting on the front of your pants

I used to do professional cleaning, piss gets everywhere, it's goddamn disgusting. Take a damp paper towel and give a single wipe on a wall right next to a toilet, you'll never want to stand to pee again.

That said, sitting to pee is gay, and it's what turned me trans. You've been warned.

Yeah I used to do this sometimes
Now I just pee in a soup container and dilute it to fertilize the lawn
It's got what plant's crave, yim yum

An ex of mine peed in the sink then washed his dick and the sink it every time. He said his grandmother taught him to do it. He was raised in a very different context. Most saliently where bidets were commonplace. But I doubt this was normal.

He was 100% clean at all times, that was nice.

Piss how you wanna piss.

If I try that outside of peak summer, the ambient temperature has my penis pointing between the toilet seat and bowl and creates a huge mess unless I dedicate a hand to pointing it down

Some situations do warrant standing up. Examples: Ronald Reagan, Henry Pissinger, Margaret Thatcher, John Voerster, Winston Churchhill, Stepan Bandera, Eli David Kay, Queen Elizabeth II, the Vietnam War Memorial, etc.

If i sits i shits

Although I'm enjoying the sarcastic comments, I do actually do this at night when I can't see anything. It's just way safer than maybe hitting the bowl.

Some of ya'll aren't lost in the woods and it shows

hover nation for life

The Pisscourse

Do people think it's gay or something?

yes, they do, it's very dumb

I love to sit down, as long as the toilet is actually designed to piss sitting down. Most residential toilets aren't designed for dicks, probably because it saves space. The correct toilet seat for a dick is longer and has a split front.

I do not enjoy cramming my hand between my legs to push my dick between the seat and around my balls, nor do I like to lean my entire body all the way forward in order to point my dick downward when im pissing with a semi. I do not like when my entire back makes full contact with the underside of the toilet lid because I need to back up more to piss properly. In do not like holding my piss so that I can shit comfortably before doing the forward lean to piss. I do not like when the tip of my dick accidentally scrapes the interior lip of the toilet seat where there is a film of dried piss and shit splashback that goes directly into my god damned urethra

If you build it maybe they'll piss

i take a knee when I pee at home because it's faster than sitting down and it avoids pee splashing

Standing is convenient in the wild, amazing at home, and forbidden in public.

Sitting makes me feel like I'm getting dirty. With standing you don't touch the toilet at all and as long as you wipe you stay completely clean (and guys should wipe despite it being common not to).

Although a urinal is better for standing and should arguably be included in home bathrooms, at least full bathrooms.

As long as you can ensure that you won't miss, peeing standing up is better. When I feel like the stream isn't going to be so simple, I do sit down though, so I'm kind of playing both teams as well.

Can’t waste time at work scrolling on my phone while standing

yes, I've always peed sitting down (unless I'm using a public restroom and just have to piss, then I'm just gonna use the urinal unless I really want to sit for some reason)

only negative part is sitting in a toilet that has a higher water level than normal (which is a wtf thing in general because sometimes I'll walk into a friend's house and see their old ass toilet that probably uses like 4gal per flush and go "have you never considered spending the like $150 on a new toilet that will lower your water bill significantly...?? it's not 1970, technology has progressed please stop wasting water") or sitting in one with like a semi in the morning because i don't like when i can feel the top of the water with my foreskin

larry david is that you