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Peeing sitting down is superior (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I love to sit down, as long as the toilet is actually designed to piss sitting down. Most residential toilets aren't designed for dicks, probably because it saves space. The correct toilet seat for a dick is longer and has a split front.

I do not enjoy cramming my hand between my legs to push my dick between the seat and around my balls, nor do I like to lean my entire body all the way forward in order to point my dick downward when im pissing with a semi. I do not like when my entire back makes full contact with the underside of the toilet lid because I need to back up more to piss properly. In do not like holding my piss so that I can shit comfortably before doing the forward lean to piss. I do not like when the tip of my dick accidentally scrapes the interior lip of the toilet seat where there is a film of dried piss and shit splashback that goes directly into my god damned urethra

If you build it maybe they'll piss

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Very detailed response thank you. I feel many of your issues are caused by the size of your magnum dong, a gift and a curse indeed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

i-get-it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34

Idk man toilet bowls are usually about 18-20 inches from front to back, that's always been plenty of space. Unless it's an ass issue rather than a dick issue.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Yes but have you considered that SerLava has a massive schlong?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Just replaced one the other day, and it was 16 inches including the seat itself. That is one of the two main standard sizes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: