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Peeing sitting down is superior (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pissing while sitting down is dangerous for me because my dick doesnt naturally point down into the toilet bowl, instead pointing forward and posing a serious splash hazard to my pants. This can be remedied by leaning forward a bit instead of leaning back, but Ive been burned one too many times and just pee standing up. Besides peeing while standing up just feels better, more liberating.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

because my dick doesnt naturally point down into the toilet bowl, instead pointing forward and posing a serious splash hazard to my pants

Are you peeing with a boner?

Also I don't see how it would splash onto your pants even if that were true

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It can happen especially if you are a "grower" rather than a "shower" . The unerect peen can be so small as to resemble a micro-penis and just kind of point forward between the seat and the bowl. This can be made much worse by cold weather or certain medication such as stimulants.

The size difference in some growers is quite remarkable.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)

interesting

where do we list our dick sizes

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

back in my day we told everyone to post hog, but wokeness has killed our culture

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The issue is this website has too many trans girls. If a girl had a bigger hog than me I would be distraught

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Too many? You mean not enough. meow-knife-trans

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No it's okay, you're all good. I was talking about the well-endowed ones

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

sicko-fem

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you click the hamburger, then profile, there's a dick size field. It used to be mandatory, strange you didn't have to fill it in when you made your profile.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah I had to send pics to the mods for verification, is this not required anymore?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Comm request hexbear big dick problems pls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Splashes out between the bowl and lid.