When you find a cute new type of chain necklace only to find out its a fetish necklace.

I uh... I used to think Mueller would save the country after Trump was elected lmao.

This was after I saw Bernie get rat fucked.

Wall. Wall for everyone.

Quarter life crises are basically expected now. I remember going through mine after I graduated college.

The intelligence it takes to be amazing at your job versus the wisdom it takes to realize you'll get paid the exact same if you do the bare minimum.

Tell people you're a sex offender without saying it directly, holy shit.

Also what the hell do you mean "this is probably the most rational allocation of responsibility that all major religions have signed on", why do women need anyone's permission over their own bodies? Because then you'd have less kids to snort, you sick fuck?

Screw anyone that tries to guilt you into voting for Biden this year, regardless of what state you live in.

I was feeling sleepy today and took an after dinner nap.

When I woke up I thought I was still dreaming, but no, my partner really was making a list of which historic leftist leaders have the thickest dumpers. Yes obviously Castro was first on the list.

It will never cease to amaze me how much elderly workers lick boot even when no management is around to hear it. “Aww jeez, corporate higher up that we rarely ever talked to isn’t around anymore? I didn’t like what he said but I like the way he said it. “You know your schedules, so show up to work!” (Referring to people reasonably wanting to stay WFH after covid.)”

It’s like watching a dog gleefully eat its own shit and lick its lips afterwards.

Hey so uuuuuuh

I went to a DSA meetup for the first time in months earlier this week and made the unfortunate choice of showing up early. The only other person to show up early was the stereotype of a pasty DSA redditor and kept finding excuses to stare at my tiddy crack and practically begged my partner where we met.

That’s when I uh… told him about Hexbear, so have fun toying with your food if some DSA bro bursts in here pleading for a chubby goth gf.

At my heaviest with DD's I never had to use an arm to keep them up, much less both. On an actual human those would be at least F cups.

Even in their weird fantasies they won't admit that her tits would sag down to her belly button if they became that big from multiple pregnancies.