Walking down the sidewalk naked getting high fives the whole way to the gas station because everyone knows the naked person ushered in an era of peace, prosperity and plenty.
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idk how they would know you did it though you'd just be this nudist claiming they pressed the communism button you'd basically be brutalized by the volcel vanguard
They would verify by trying to put a piece of clothing on you and it'd just fly off like two magnets with the same poles being pushed together.
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Communism doesn’t need to cover up its history.
I’d be taught in school.
even if you filmed yourself pressing the communism button all they would have for proof is a tiktok where you press a button labeled communism and your clothes fly off. it would be a very funny video but idk why anyone would believe it, even if you proved that clothing doesn't stay on you against your will, you're still going to have to convince a general public well versed in dialetical materialism to believe a one-off magical communist event
Under communism people will know the truth and understand when things are lies easily without complex systems of fact checking and verification.
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We are all born naked into this world. The needs of the many outweigh the clothes of the few.
Wait, forever?
Like I would be immortal?
Make way for Flakes Bongler, the eternal naked god of communism
Jokes on you because in my vision of communism, everyone's naked.
Clothing is bourgeois
I'll just explain to everyone that I'm the goddess of communism, and they're welcome not only for the communism but for also seeing my rocking tits
Nudist Beach 
primitive communism
Easiest decision i ever made
They'll build statues of me. Or maybe just busts
And we get communism? wicked!
would
Yep, I would just move somewhere with a fairly warm/tropical climate
absolutely 100%
is everyone naked or just me?
Just you
Could I carry around a big palm frond to cover my b hole when I bend over?
No. Infact a big magnifying glass follows your bhole all day
Sounds dangerous on a sunny day
Win win
i'd do it but it would end my dream of going to dollywood 
would be pretty awkward standing in line for lightning rod holding my dick and going "uhh its not a sex thing its a communist thing you wouldn't get it"
actually just googled it and found out they removed the launch from lightning rod 
my night is kinda ruined i shoulda just took a cheap ass spirit flight and went last year 
Dirt Owl, if ye had the chance, you'd do it... as for me, Idk....
A small price to pay for salvation
Easy yes
Yeah but I would still be embarrassed
Sure
I'm posting naked right now
only if we all press it together
woooooooooooooooooo
I guess I can work from home right? Probably will need to find a chair that won't stick to my skin... GOD IT IS GONNA BE SO AWKWARD AROUND MY PETS. CAN I PLEASE JUST WEAR A LOINCLOTH OR SOMETHING???
Are people gonna be chill about it? Because i'm fine with it as long as people won't give me shit about it when i'm out buying groceries or whatever.
I am physically more comfortable when I'm naked.
wait is it only me who is naked or is it everyone?
also either way the communist society will be accepting enough to have it be a non-issue
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There are groups of people everywhere right now who are already permantely nude.
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At least a fourth of humanity will permantly join their beloved "Disrobed Lenin" in nudity for solidarity purposes alone if nothing else the moment the reason for your endless nudity is exposed.
3.The entirety of humanity freed from the shackles of profit, will likely think up some solution to your curse if they somehow can't cure it entirely.
- The society you just built will easily and quickly make any accomidations you need to make you comfortable.
Tl/dr: 
You will forget you ever wore clothes in the first month.
I think everyone would understand
Going down in the history books for being the main figure behind Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Nudism doesn't sound too bad.
Reject monke, return to Adam.
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the only way to ensure lasting robustness of such a government would be to have bodycams on all of its leaders playing 24/7 so that the entire world could monitor their judgements
I think this privacy is a small price to pay--if OnlyFans models have thrown away any semblance of privacy, I think that the leaders of the world should be expected to as well
Depends, will I be smoking hot as well?
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