goose

You’ve never had cold brew pasta?

“This guy fucks over everyone who works with or for him. But not me. I’m the smart one”

Joenicide Jen

Undermining Western imperialism by engaging in an increasingly absurd series of pratfalls while Yackety Sax plays in the background

o7

Following women’s sports is a cheat code for this. Sports is pretty much just knowing a Bunch of Guys (or a Bunch of Gals)

Why is Ms. Pac-Man green

Remember, you aren’t allowed to get a new emulation device until you’ve spent more time actually playing games on the current one than you spent setting it up

Ahahahahaha just kidding, hope you have a shelf cleared off for the junk you’re about to collect

Either the headline writer gleefully and enthusiastically believes this, or they can feel their soul being siphoned as they hold down the shift key to type another exclamation mark. I can’t decide which is more horrifying

“Remember the Monster Mash? The song you love? Well it sucks and everyone hates it now. Now you like this new song that’s boring and non-alliterative”

I visited a friend’s workplace that had them on name placards at everyone’s cubicle. I didn’t process another word of the tour, just fixated on that the rest of the time. Typical INTJ, I know

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