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holy shit. got to the site. bible costs $60!
https://godblesstheusabible.com/
Is this Bible officially endorsed by President Trump?
Yes, this is the only Bible endorsed by President Trump!
It's also the only Bible officially endorsed by Lee Greenwood. You'd be robbing yourself not buying one.
God Bless the USA Bible
oh neat, just even more actual heresy that will be lapped up by the craziest fundies
It gets worse.
This Bible also features a copy of:
Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood
The US Constitution
The Bill of Rights
The Declaration of Independence
The Pledge of Allegiance
This is like the MCU for boomer conservatives. Someone over the age of 80 soypointed at their laptop screen when they saw this.
Is he even a real American?
In the name of the Coca-Cola, the Sprite, and the Dr. Pepper
Oh no..
Hell yeah the only Bible officially endorsed by both Trump and Lee Greenwood
https://rumble.com/v4kxtq0-lee-greenwood-god-bless-the-usa-bible.html
I don't like this one so much. How do I transfer to another build of the Matrix?
ReTruths
I initially legitimately thought that Drumpf was congratulating people of South Asian background for celebrating Holi, which is also this week.
What was I thinking lol
Apparently India is havingna time attacking musliums by assukting them with black paint on their faces and throwing holi colors at them.
He just can't stop grifting.
So, uh, isn't "The Book of Mormon" already the "God Bless the USA Bible"? Oh, can we please have a copyright battle over holy writ 
only a lead poisoned nation could fall for this
Now I can't stop imagining a Trump crucifix
I googled for unironic right-wing Trump crucifixes. I only found ones at Etsy for libs.
Looks too dry here
How dare you.
If his face looks like rich Corinthian leather - I can assure you it's wet rich Corinthian leather.
The binding on that Bible is probably as fresh as it was when it left the publishing house.
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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