FlakesBongler

Grew up in Milwaukee

Had to put up with Harley Days

Entire city gets put on hiatus for 100,000 bikers to roar downtown and make absolute shitasses of themselves

Fuck all the way off

The editors are also half-assing it

Doing things means they have to do stuff and that's just out of the purview of the adults in the room

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME STARVE YOU TO DEATH?

The answer is, it doesn't matter

Unlimited Genocide on SSuper Earth

Me, chugging mayonnaise to keep my energy high: yea

Bears are just bigger, scarier dogs

I remember last year (or maybe the other last year) there was literally a story about a zoo being accused of having a guy in a panda suit in the exhibit

Honestly?

This is probably just another desperate attempt by Big Board Game to stay relevant

Because I legitimately am having a hard time trying to figure out what they could possibly change in order to make it more inclusive or less competitive aside from just inventing a cooperative version where you try to fill the board with as many big letter words as you can and add the points collectively