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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Normalize being a silly little guy, living on your face

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ambient Occlusionize being a silly little guy, living on your face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Are these the ones that explode because they have no anus

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

The don’t and they do.

Some myths are just clingier than a tick embedded in a hair follicle.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

👉👈🐛

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

It's even doing the uwu hands.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Dude looks like he's trying to sell me a used lemon.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder that the demodex in this picture is dead, and the process of getting this picture is probably what killed him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So do we commit genocide every time we wash our face

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Nanites, courtesy of Ray Palmer!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

NANOMACHINES, SON

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love Dex with my whole heart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Samsung DeX

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

well that must be the baseline of loneliness because people are still lonely even with millions of those all over their faces

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

And if they’re on your boobs, then you’re bosom buddies. Yaay!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Why does he have so many body parts? What is the purpose of all those body parts when he is so smol?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you zoom in more does he have mites living on his face too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Not mites but bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So how long does my buddy live? Something tells me I get a new set of friends every morning when I wake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Well this one was likely killed by the process of taking this picture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Cool, cool, cool