I'm convinced this article is clickbait in the vein of posting the wrong answer and getting people to respond to prove you wrong.

What's the strategy for burners? Turn both on medium and let it heat up?

Also does the heat impact the glass top that isn't just the burner?

Nah Canonical was always kinda crackpot when compared to Red Hat.

This is a surprise to anyone?

Graham's, uh, predictions, have been an open secret for years. As have rumors of his genital and anal warts.

The south will tolerate the occasional dandy so long as they are staunchly GOP.

Assuming this is some sort of ectoplasm centered entirely around Prague, non?

What's NOT going on with it, amirite?

Let's hold them accountable by voting in the rabidly pro-business party. That'll show em!

Games Workshop is publicly traded. The stock must grow, which means the slop must flow.

He was cancelled, and was out of the industry for years.

He then kissed the ring, did the mea culpa, and got lucky making a pacifist WW2 movie. If that film tanked, or he didn't kiss all of the asses, he'd still be out of business.

Evil megacorp declines to be less evil, news at 11

Is anyone really surprised? of course 4chan posts are russian propaganda, this time they just got lazy.

at this point you can assume 90% of *chan posts are basically agit-prop. the actual weirdos post on reddit now