[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

This article is chudposting, remember that

[-] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

He wasn't german and I don't think you're german. Germans usually know a lot about ww2....

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Me when your rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

In Minecraft

[-] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago

Depends how old your parents are. They likely have the full lead Teflon combo

[-] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Das süddeutsche "Ohne Bier kein Spaß" gegen das norddeutsche "so herb wie meine Seele".

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

This doesn't make any sense, you guys have to vote for gender AND for orientation. The percentage of cis to non cis doesn't make any sense when it's mixed into the orientation block of straight, queer etc. Should have been 2 polls

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making a simple rpg app (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Hey guys, I have never programmed in my life, but I now want to make an app for rpgs.

The main idea is to make a dice roller, inside a character sheet storage.. It's just supposed to help me store and edit my stats and let me roll and and add stuff.

Best case scenario would be using Termux for this, since it's supposed to run on older smartphones.

I'd love some guidance where to start!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Das ist ein Abspann im Kino. Die Schrift läuft nach oben. Hier wird suggeriert, dass stattdessen der Saal gesenkt wird

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the virus at the start of the 20s....

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I have an old android s3 mini and want to use it as a Monitor for a cyberdeck, is that possible?

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I recently got the tokyo nova fan translation. It's already a somewhat streamlined game. I would like to know what I can and cannot cut out of the system in your opinion, without ruining it.

This is more about mechanics than flavour, since the end goal is a more supernatural or gunshoe style system that can do anything.

The skill check system is something I have decided to keep, because it just works perfectly. The classes are something I am not sure about, as are the tarot scenes.

I might switch out the combat for something more blackjack or poker. Likely blackjack, with different target numbers, depending on the attack style.

To extend on the blackjack combat: My idea is that a regular gun does for example crit damage on a 21, mid damage in 16 to 20 and no damage or low on everything below. A 22 and above is automatic failure, but I am not sure how to utilise that.

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I currently work on a system that gives every player their own deck of cards. The idea being that rhe player draw instead of roll. Every player gets their own favourite cards and abilities that trigger on specific cards or card types. For example every Ace is a critical success, every club (if that's your color) deals double it's value.

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Mine are Knocklebones, cockroach poker and zombie dice. Maybe Stratego.

But I want something new. Something that I can play with my larp group.

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This show was probably the first time i saw the cyberpunk fomula on a greater level.

The Protagonist is a punk, the main themes are the duality of rich corpos and the poor workers scraping by and cops use decks to hunt down and implant criminals with tracking chips.

The outfits are clearly inspired by Akira and the show has an interesting combination of higher tech and ancient beings.

The uncensored original version can get relatively violent for a childrens cartoon.

It's close to perfect for my taste and i wish we got a bit more media with the focus on this aspect from konami

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Darf man hier keinen Text Pfosten?

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ich🍑iel (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Mit halb aufgeknöpftem Shirt steht Christian "Big L" Lindner im Eingang zum Grünen-Büro.

"H-hey Chrissi", stammele ich.

Er baut sich vor mir auf und entledigt sich vollends seines Hemds. "Guten Tag", sagt er, "Lust auf eine produktive Koalitionsverhandlung?" Noch bevor ich die Sprache finde, hat er mich bereits sanft aufs Bett gedrückt. Ich frage ihn, ob seine Frau nichts dagegen habe, aber er beteuert, er sei "jetzt wieder verfügbar". In seinem Schritt kann ich bereits die Umrisse seines massiven Umfrageergebnisses erahnen.

"Aber wir kennen uns doch kaum", versuche ich zu protestieren. Er beugt sich zu mir herunter und flüstert mir ins Ohr: "Ungeduld ist auch eine Tugend." Er lockert meinen Gürtel und öffnet den Reißverschluss meiner Hose. Innerlich spüre ich, wie er meine 5%-Hürde überwindet, als er mich leidenschaftlich auf den Mund küsst. Seine Zärtlichkeiten rufen bei uns beiden nachhaltiges Wachstum hervor.

"Denken wir neu!", sagt er plötzlich und dreht mich mit seinen kräftigen Händen auf den Bauch. Er entblößt meine Erstwählerschaft.

"Christian, solltest du nicht ein Kondom benutzen?", wende ich mit schwacher Zweitstimme ein, doch er erwidert nur "Penetration first. Bedenken second." und dringt mit einem Ruck tief in meinen Wahlkreis ein...

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Could you at least give some context?

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Waht do you wear to express yourself that seems obviously bi?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

...except they don't and the new target audience is bigger

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