Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?
That's exactly what they are! PEOPLE, STOP SHARING THE ANSWERS TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS!!!
Who's security question is their maternal grandmother's first name? Surely anyone that knows you personally has pretty open access to that information.
No security question ever asked my grandmother's name. Grandfather yes, but not grandmother.
Sure no problem. My password is "secret"
Wait what?
The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model
Your name after the robot uprising is your mother's maiden name and the 3 digits on the back of your credit card
STELLA CAN'T BREATHE
holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.
I Don't Remember Alzheimer's
Emma Hemorrhoid
Donna Depression has quite a ring to it.
"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"
Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.
Dolores' Epidural
SØ Suicidal
Dawn Epilepsy
Man collecting them account recovery responses
Karen Seizure
What is a titty pill?
Estrogen
Edit: well HRT
fr tho Arlene Estrogen DOES sound like a compelling emo band name
Linda's Annual Checkup?
Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"
A little on the nose there.
Rose Sciatica
Pregnant Mary. I could see it.
Hillegonda's pink eyes.
Maxine Vasectomy
Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!
I could make a song outta that.
That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.
I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.
Waltraud Vaccination
Eunice's Rabies Shot
Miner Palmar Laceration.
Vern gastrointestinal blockage
We are brutal slamming death metal
Nana's Vasectomy
I love it!
Yvette Dead Tooth
That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.
Patsy anal fissure
Nina's HIV Test?
Roberta Herpes
Zoya Miopericarditis!
Vera Snotty Baby.
Betty Chest Infection
Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor
Not bad actually.
Ginny Gout
Fuck yeah
Mine's Corry Gout, can I be your cover band?
My grandmother's name was Mary
Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.
Taking some liberties I have:
Mary's Dislocation
Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement
It has a nice ring to it
Penelope pollicus contusion
Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up
Joy gaping wound
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