[-] [email protected] 77 points 7 months ago

When I was a teen I wonder if I'm older if I would still be attracted to teens. I was training a coworker a few years ago, and she's fresh out of highschool. As soon as we diviated from work conversations I can feel any miniscule amount of attraction I had drain out from my body.

[-] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago

The only non-muscle hunk in this image is Jack Black (famously the poster boy for unconventionally attractive man, where the picture chosen is a younger and skinnier one), Joseph Quinn, and mayyybee Jeremy Allen White.

The nerve of putting Orlando fucking Bloom as Legolas or Cavill as The Witcher as "little". This disconnect is unfathomable.

This meme really gets the rise out of me because I agree with the sentiment but the example they chose are so bad.

[-] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago

Give it a year after people has gotten used to it and forgot how it was. They'll sell it back to you as a premium feature.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago

Maybe people aren't used to curate their own feed anymore.

[-] [email protected] 134 points 10 months ago

China's gonna dig up a map from the 1300s with the island on it claiming it as the rightful territory of China since ancient times

[-] [email protected] 95 points 10 months ago

"Anyone need anything while I'm out" ha! That's brilliant. I gotta remember that if I ever need it.

[-] [email protected] 190 points 11 months ago

It's what it's

[-] [email protected] 120 points 11 months ago

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

[-] [email protected] 77 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Top left: SOAD
Top right: Christmas music
Bottom left: The Beths
Bottom right: Christmas music while working retail

[-] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago

God forbid your partner enjoys something you don't

[-] [email protected] 166 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is a sad time every time someone, anyone, takes anything from 4Chan seriously

[-] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

I've never seen a CEO this publically against their own business lmao

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