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Just got a new Joilet (media.kbin.social)
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[-] [email protected] 196 points 6 months ago

It's a strong argument for all children being born in jail.

[-] [email protected] 120 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm not saying it's not real, but the addition of the child abuse images sort of has the feel of "sprinkle a little crack on him"-CIA Edition.

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[-] [email protected] 122 points 8 months ago

Good news is you know exactly where they are.

[-] [email protected] 139 points 9 months ago

It's Texas, so my money is on a few good ol' boys who 1.) don't appreciate the kid's skin color, 2.) don't love that he's nationally embarrassed them for the fools they are, and 3.) are dense enough to believe they can still "win" this thing.

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Tensions among House Republicans boiled over in a physical altercation between former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Tim Burchett, one of the members who voted to oust McCarthy from the job.

[-] [email protected] 117 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nah, it's just that she had so many names pop into her head and wasn't expecting such a rare and selfless offer. It's crazy what happens when you treat nurses with respect and kindness like anyone else.

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Billy Ray Cyrus as the Messiah.

[-] [email protected] 141 points 11 months ago

Is he basically just a full-time legal defendant now?

[-] [email protected] 114 points 11 months ago

What's the difference between a child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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I also had no idea the top portion of the Starship Enterprise could separate like that. That was pretty sweet.

[-] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago

They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we're supposed to believe it's totally healthy!?

[-] [email protected] 193 points 1 year ago

This isn't as crazy as it may sound either. I saw a similar situation, contacted them with the information I had, and the field agent was super nice/helpful and followed up multiple times with calls/updates.

[-] [email protected] 153 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Hey cunt" works for anybody. But your mileage may vary depending on your location.

[-] [email protected] 262 points 1 year ago

So close to 100 without going over. :(

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...but I often find myself NEEDING TO CHECK EVERY LAST CRATE, BARREL, ETC.

It feels wrong to leave an area when you know there's that one you didn't check--PROBABLY it's just a rotten carrot, but you never know.

[-] [email protected] 181 points 1 year ago

Are saltine crackers your favorite potato chips?

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John Daker sings!Be sure to check out my new true crime podcast series wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNwu9z7...

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