Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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A pouch potato

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Turns out it was just some sham poo

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It had a kaleidoscope

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Make mine a double (lemmy.world)
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A lighthouse

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Leopardy!

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Not quite Top Brass (lemmy.world)
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Because proper tea is theft!

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He was immediately disqualified.

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It’s impossible to put down

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Guilty of resisting a-rest.

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Huge waist.

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It's sweeping the nation.

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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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but then it grew on me.

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A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

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If it floats, buoyant.

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Then it struck me.

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