You would think, if any company would promote remote work, it would be Zoom.
One that used to really grind my gears was "oh, you're babysitting today?"
No, they're my kids. I'm their father.
"No, I mean, you're giving Mom a break?"
FFS.
I had an employee review with my manager this week, at my request. She told me she wasn't comfortable uptraining me right now even though they badly need the help in the position I asked to be crosstrained for, because they'd rather hire someone just for the role; but we could talk about it again in two months. After a little digging, I found that (A) they can't afford to lose me from my lower-paid role and (2) they know I'm looking for another job and don't want to train me until I demonstrate I'm planning to stay.
My response is that (A) well you're definitely gonna lose me now and (2) I'm definitely no longer willing to stay.
The seats are assigned, the baggage compartments are self-serve.
Start telling a long and rambling story that in no way relates. Keep talking until interrupted.
How could it be both right-leaning and apolitical?
I'm a waitress, and pie is $12.50.
You've got it backwards. We didn't teach them to use the box, we created an artificial area that mimics the environment they prefer to poop in.
E: typos
Say you're doing homework and you want to compare answers with a friend. But you didn't do your own homework, you copied most of it off Dave. So you compare with Sara, and if there's any errors that Dave made or Sara made you have a chance to catch and fix them. But if Sara also copied off Dave, you're not gonna catch those mistakes.
Similarly, you have two sets of chromosomes, and for each "gene" (homework problem) you have genes (answers) that are more or less dominant. Bad genes that kill or impair you tend to be recessive, because if they are dominant the carrier doesn't survive. So it's all right if you have one copy, because it's not expressed. But if you have two copies...
It's just you.
No, I don't have to accept a digital photo of your license as ID. No, your birth certificate is not proof of identity; it doesn't have your picture.
But the absolute worst one: Not only is this a beat-up photocopy of a foreign ID card with no photo; it also clearly states that you are 19 and even if I accepted this document as valid identification, which I can't, I still could not legally serve you alcohol.
You and me both.