[-] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

I did that, but all he did was rant about Vietnam and Charlie.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

He maced Bart up good.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I don't know, so I'm weaseling my way out of this. That's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The hippin and the hoppin was from the Simpsons, but from an earlier episode. This one is the pokey man one.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

One of my grandmothers never wanted to help because she died before I was born.

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Instead of points, I will be awarding Krusty Brand imitation points. 9 out of 10 shit posters can't tell the difference.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Can I still feed beans to my non-vegan pets?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

I see someone's a marimba fan.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago

There's no foxes on Fox News either.

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For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn't be treating his trans child so horribly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I wonder how low you have to score before the military doesn't bother to recruit you, because I had to take the ASBAV in high school and I just filled in bubbles at random since I had no interest in dying in Iraq. I still got a high enough score that recruiters kept bothering me for years.

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Anyone who's found true love may receive points today!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles these days because the kids wouldn't know why Howard Johnson, who's best known these days as a hotel chain, would be talking about protecting his ice cream stand.

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Coming up: Some of the points that are awarded have been found to be lethal, but I won't tell you which ones until after news, sports, and weather with Funny Sunny Storm.

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Goodnight Springdon, there will be no points.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The points you will receive are worth nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.

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Good news: the points no longer contain potassium benzoate. Bad news: they are now cursed.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

You like points? Here, have all the points!

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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

You didn't lose your points, you weren't issued any points yet.

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I left the points thawing in the kitchen sink.

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Some points for me

Some points for you

I'll have some points

You have some too

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