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[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

>65% of population can't digest milk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

Wait fuck this hurts my brain we're in the titty class? ~~Holy shit~~ Jiggly jugs, batman!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Mammals have mammary glands.

Titty class

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yo imagine no titties tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Mad Max: Fury Road intensifies

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My doctoral school in planetary science had students from a mix of academic backgrounds, so we all had to take astronomy as geology classes. We all went together across town to the observatory to meet the somewhat elderly astronomy professor. When he opened his computer, the screen was filled with hardcore porn. We all sat in silence as he closed it and opened his presentation. He then started his talk, which featured a classical painting of the milky way coming from the breast of Hera. When the picture was on the screen he looked at it for a while, then said "mmm, I like this picture."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Listen. It takes a lot to out-chill a geologist.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

We here on planet Dirt are bad at naming things

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Omg LMAO its like in shows when there is a world called [thing]topia dominated by a race called [thing]lings that r always obsessively taking about [thing] like a kid that just learnt a magic trick X3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Milktopia, dominated by mammals obsessed with milk?

Not quite right. How about:

Homotropolis, dominated by homosapians obsessed with homosex?

Closer, but what about:

Earth, dominated by earthlings obsessed with earth?

Fairly accurate, but ever since we moved away from agrarian societies, we don't care nearly enough about earth. Unless of course, we consider our obsession with exclusive control of territory and property, in which case it totally checks out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

YEAH I was trying to point out in my comment how stupid the name "earth" is but didnt know how, Gaia and Selene(moon) FTW :3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Milk- kinda a big deal

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: In Chinese, the Milky Way is called Silver River (銀河系)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like the Chinese aren't as milky as us westerners

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, that led me to an interesting hole

in Arabic, for example, the most common one is “The Straw Way” (درب التبانة—Darb al-Tabānah), after the sheafs of straw dropped by farmers on their way back from the fields. In India, the Milky Way is known as the “Heavenly Ganges” (आकाशगंगा—ākāśagaṅgā) and stretches across the belly of a cosmic dolphin.

There are plenty of other names in the link, definitely worth a read

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When we form a global government, first order of business is to pick the least embarrassing language for our interstellar civilization.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

So english and french are super denied

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Embarrasing in front of whom, the aliens?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

That's the joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That's because it's another language.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

All hail the cult of milk 🥛🥛🥛

Slurp slurp slurp it up.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Now look up the Greek mythology of how it got that name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In Greek mythology, Zeus places his son born by a mortal woman, the infant Heracles, on Hera's breast while she is asleep so the baby will drink her divine milk and become immortal. Hera wakes up while breastfeeding and then realizes she is nursing an unknown baby: she pushes the baby away, some of her milk spills, and it produces the band of light known as the Milky Way. -- Wikipedia

I suspect the band of light looked whiter than the black sky and so was named that way first, and the the Hellenists invented a -- I'm going to lose the proper word here -- explanatory myth that tells the tale of how it got to be that way.

For most of the classical age, Poseidon was the big daddy, and Zeus came later, so I think this myth is late in the game.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Hera creating permanent star clusters in the sky for all to see every time she spills her breastmilk:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Going off of memory, a god (Zeus?) was suckling his mother's teat but somehow slipped off and sprayed milk across the sky? Been a while

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

NSFW: Jim Carrey in “Me Myself and Irene”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

My man, thanks :)

Gotta watch that Carrey!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Yooo pls spoiler a gif like that, like:

NSFW![](https://image.link/pic.gif)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Now i wish i hadn't

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Let's normalize breastfeeding!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"So aeh you guys ahem breastfeeding usually?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Find an alien that's barely heard of milk. Now explain cheese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That would be the most understandable portion of the whole shindig. Fungi are a major idea (and everywhere in science fiction) for how to deal with interstellar travel because of their unique niche in the various cycles of life. I would bet an alien species that can travel through the vast reaches of space would also be familiar with using biotechnology.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

"Come on, Glarguplex, let's visit a different poop-swirl."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

milk: it does a planetary civilization good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

New PETA publicity campaign in 3… 2…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I think i will call it something that translates to "Dream Ocean" because it's pretty