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it's teaching college students how to cook garbage food for the first time. so yes?

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it's beautiful

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

is it too much to believe that language would have changed over 400 years? it's totally not a typo

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

maybe i'm just a dork but that's why we've got an old usb 3.5 disk drive and shit. I'm not losing all that old media if I can help it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

I have been screaming this shit about neuralink but no one seems to listen

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

dont make me tap the sign

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

my neighbor ran a jackhammer for three months every day trying to build a pool. I say three months of no darkness at night is fair retribution.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

put your money where your mouth is in my ass

[-] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago

can I buy sunlight to point at someone I don't like for say, a month? no reason.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago

this is the internet I don't learn

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no right is unlimited

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And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

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