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2 is hot asf

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago
[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 and 4 are the same person

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

The top two are the guys who do IT at my workplace, and I wish it were the bottom two

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Commenters are referencing numbers but I'm not seeing labels.

I'm a dumb, sometimes. Is that part of the joke?

[–] Flipper@feddit.org 2 points 17 hours ago

Most Western countries read left to right, top to bottom. Therefore it's 🔢

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The types I have worked with and personally been:

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of those is secretly a femboy, and another is a furry.

[–] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it :(

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 21 hours ago

hot (respectfully)

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 69 points 1 day ago (4 children)

TFW you think you're top right but you're definitely top left

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The only way out is to become one of the bottom ones

[–] four@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only one of them looks like a bottom to me tbf

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Astolfo tops. Preferably me.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

get in the line

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Welp, looks like I need to commission a fursuit

[–] drem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What character is the top right? Am I missing some context?

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I think I am top left, am I top right?

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Nope you're just a self aware top left

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Yea I'm totally top left. Just move that ponytail from the back of the head to my chin.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

EDIT : This is the four I thought of as a person working in tech

  1. The misanthrope : they hate/don't get on with people, that's why they work with machines

  2. The greedy prick : Tech is a good way of earning money, so they went into it.

  3. The family man : Had someone in their family involved in STEM, and they picked up the skills and are normal people

  4. The Autist : Autism powers go!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People scare me and 30 minutes of sun will make my skin peel off. I belong with the machines.

[–] Slein4273@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

[–] elidoz@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love autism, the world is a better place because of it

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who else was going to be out there chiseling rocks for hours on end to make spears and axes and etc?

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

spear blunts after a hunt

intense urge to resharpen it immediately

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

idk which one i am, i just like puter ;w;

[–] BigLime@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

probably 1 or 4.

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

2 is hot asf

What is your counting order?

Left to right and top to bottom, top to bottom and left to right, or something else?

^(Just asking to know if we are both talking about the f̶u̶r̶r̶y̶ good boi :3)

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It works either way. Top bottom or left right.

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

Fair enough

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

in what ungodly counting order would the furry be number 2?

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

diagonal, random, top to bottom right to left... Someone has to be chaotic evil

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes the bottom right person is also one of the other three.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

I can name an example of at least one combo: Scrubb the fox (femboy furry)

Why are there 3 pictures of Vaush?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

i’m YIIK’ing the fuck out rn

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You forgot the Richard-Stallman-archetype

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's literally the first image

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But Richard has hair and a beard like Rasputin

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

it still fits the neck beard archetype you don't have to look exactly like the first image or noone would cause noones a cartoon it's still the same

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

(sadly) not anymore, due to cancer treatments

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[–] Nanook@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Phone: Portrait lock, turn to the right

[–] needanke@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

I dont get it

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago