this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I need to make a call.

how about some fight or flight response?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Intelligent Design" my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be "designed". If there were a god, they'd need to have their godly design license revoked

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!"

"False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

God: "Hey! I said "and it was good", I didn't say "and it was perfect" "

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkey

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

we can throw things really good though. i like that part

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really not sure I get this

You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches