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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago

Be crime, do gay

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im a straight guy but my performance is so bad it should be illegal.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A running stereotype is that all queer people can dance, I can assure you that us not the case.

My dancing skills would best be referred to as a slow motion full body seizure.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Elaine has always been my spirit animal

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But do your friends dance? Because if your friends don't dance, then ...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Well they're no friends of mine. At least we can go where we want to and leave your friends behind.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't even begin to imagine how it must feel to know that so many people on this planet would kill you just for existing...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately I know people who literally talk about how they're "just waiting for the orders" anytime queer people, homeless people, liberal politics in general come up.

It's an incredibly shitty feeling. Going through life knowing that there are people literally down the road just waiting for the chance to brutally murder someone for loving someone.

And I live in the US in an area commonly referred to as a blue state. Literally on the border of a major metro area.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, that sounds... insanely stressful and horrible...I don't even know what else to say, I'm truly sorry you have to go through that...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's definitely shitty and stressful a lot of the time that's for sure...

The air is changing in the area (especially compared to when I was young) in a good way but the ones that have shitty views are getting more blood thirsty in how they talk. The youths are getting more progressive here, hell I was getting ice cream with a boyfriend a few months ago and we overheard some teens openly talking about being queer. When we were that young we wouldn't have dared to do that fearing for our lives.

If shit does hit the fan (like we do fear) at least my friends and found family have plans for how to make it out the other side alive. And hopefully inspire others to continue the fight no matter the odds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, think it's the "cornered animals" phase of this societal transition, cement-brains are losing their shit left and right. Hopefully, empathy and reason will eventually triumph over this utter bullshit...

If not, as you've said, when shit hits the fan, we'll slap it right back at them. I mean, enough is enough, someone has to knock some sense back into'em...

In the meantime, I'm happy to hear you're not alone out there, and I wish you and the ones close to you nothing but peace and love! Stay safe and stay strong! Us sinners gotta stick together!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I understand... I was sitting in an office next to someone who was watching Jan 6 live as it happened, and they were cheering occasionally.

I work in government IT. It's terrifying that these kinds of people are everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've had people openly admit they think it's just and good that I'll go to hell for being queer. And the majority of my family follows the same doctrine, so... I don't think I even know how I feel about it tbh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they're going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they're right and half convinced that i'm not missing out on a whole lot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, god, had my fair share of familial religious zealotry and it was bad enough when they didn't see me as entirely anathema to everything they'd been brainwashed into believing...

I'm so very sorry you can't find shelter with the people who were supposed to protect and love you with everything in their power, the feeling of alienation from one's own family is loneliness like no other... I hope with all my heart that you've managed or will manage to find people who love you exactly as you are, people who bring you peace.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Me, just existing as a queer: 🎵BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW!🎵

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our queer siblings being horrifically abused doesn't make us cool or quirky, it's a tragedy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is a tragedy

And this is a shit post

Sometimes you just have to laugh to not cry you know?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I guess so. I do that with my own pain, I'd think people would be upset if I did it with theirs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The time for the queer insurrection has come

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

[+] [email protected] -13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

edit: sorry for my answers, i was being an ass

i still stand by the fact that making "lol haha i'm illegal in X countries lmao" jokes is insensitive and shitty, but my language was unnecessarily edgy and abrasive.

there is much to criticize about white queerness, but that's not what i did, and that wasn't super relevant to the post anyways

screenshots (with alt text) of the thread below before i deleted my comments so what i said doesn't just go forgotten

Screenshot of a comment thread: carotte: nah, white gays who brag about being a criminal in 72 countries while not facing much of that persecution themselves can fuck off; Techranger@infosec.pub: If there are out gays who don't face much or any persecution, I would call that a victory for the cause worth celebrating! Remember Alan Turing. Remember Harvey Milk. Both of them were white gays who paid dearly for having the audacity to be themselves. Racism is unbecoming. It's divisive. I think it's important to show solidarity to all humans struggling to be themselves under oppressive systems.; carotte: absolutely, but what im criticizing here are the (often young) white queers who didn't grow up under that oppressive system appropriating the pain of others to feel edgy and cool. that's the problem, that's what this meme is doing; Gormadt (who is the OP): When I was young, and discovering myself, my existence was illegal in my area and queer people in my area were still heavily persecuted. I won't go into details about the terrible things I've seen and experienced as I'm sure nobody here wants to hear it. Laughing not to cry and all that you know? Edit: I'm also not a fan of how you brought (and doubled down) on trying to make it a race thing.; carotte: im "making it a race thing" because it's just factual that white queers face way less oppression than queer BIPOC. and it's mostly white queers making these edgy jokes. im sorry for having assumed you were one of them, though. that was shitty and I apologize

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If there are out gays who don't face much or any persecution, I would call that a victory for the cause worth celebrating! Remember Alan Turing. Remember Harvey Milk. Both of them were white gays who paid dearly for having the audacity to be themselves. Racism is unbecoming. It's divisive. I think it's important to show solidarity to all humans struggling to be themselves under oppressive systems.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Gatekeeping bigotry is a heckin wild take

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because no white queers are being raped, abused and murdered in conversion camps. Honestly, people like you who keep trying to segregate people with a mix of Oppression Olympics, "Reverse, punching up Racism"(Spoiler alert, that is just racism), and gatekeeping just to paint yourselves as poor, pearl-clutching victims.

I hope some day you grow up and develop some kindness, people like you give us queers a bad rep. If you want to help people, do positive things and help, instead of just whining with a "You can't sit with us, you're the wrong color" sign.