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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I love my cat so much. I wish he could understand me just enough to hear me say it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

he absolutely does

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cats can understand human speech, similarly to dogs. They know πŸ’œ

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Just back from dinner with the guy who organises the local Meetup dining group.
I'd dropped into the conversation when he invited me to a cafe that I wasn't looking for a relationship right now, just to lay it on the table, then after some messaging that was pushing the boundaries and some blatantly flirtatious behaviour in front of others I had to have a stern talk of the You're Making Me Uncomfortable Back Off variety.
So he walked me home, came in briefly to meet the cats and then I drove him home making it plain that I was just going to drop him home and run.
So what does he do? Ask me to stay the night!
Firstly NO, secondly I've never left the cats alone overnight and I'm not going to start now, thirdly I Told You I'm Not Interested Several Times Jesus Christ. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ I think he's more of a clueless scungie type - I know the breed from Uni God knows - but seriously, which part of I Am Not Interested does this guy not understand?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Hun. Not after a relationship. Just a root. Urrrt no. Kick.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What's for dinner, mum?

Poor man's ceviche

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Long day... cranky... not a drop of moisture all day, but I just managed to miss the rain and got to come home to silky kitty and a bit of silliness (=much-needed energy expenditure) with the feather toy. Thank god I have food in the fridge... rest my tired soul with the sound of rain and a nourishing meal. I'm spent.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Congratulations Mumma and Pappa Peregrine Falcon on the safe arrival of chicky no.3 only minutes ago. Cheers 🍺

However some of youse here have disappointed me greatly today. Lucky I don't hold a grudge. Cheers 🍺

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Tonight it's singing practice. I cancelled my plans so I could have the evening to myself to get my voice back to a usable state.

I miss performing so much. I just love the vulnerability that you feel when you're giving a part of yourself to strangers for a short while. Putting yourself out there.

Music had been such an important part of my life. Every step of the way music has kept me going when I felt I didn't want to. I could always rely on making music for catharsis.

And I think that's what makes it such an important part of my life. I feel like everything is bottled up unless I'm playing regularly.

/end over sharing rant

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Blowing pollens directly up my nostrils

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Had to pick up a few bins that had ended up on the road. They were all terribly drunk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Laundry rescued from several non ideal locations

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Fed the kitty this morning and we went back to bed, cuddling sweetly… she stretched her arm, dropped it and punctured a single secretly sharp claw into my eyelid like a fishhook.

After a delay of refusing to get up it was washed with antibacterial hand soap and dabbed with Betadine so fingers crossed. I have a spare box of antibiotics ready to go.

But yeah, that was literally half a centimetre from my actual eye.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reaching out
Touching me, clawing you

Sweeeeet Mother of Jesus
Fuck fuck fuck 🎢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

🎢 Bedtimes never felt so sharp

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My WhiteBoy used to wake us up by delicately inserting a single claw into a nostril

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can pick your nose but you can’t pick your alarm clock

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It’s ~mandatory~ Fun πŸ‘πŸ» Family πŸ’•Friday 🎊!!! Team Group Hug!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

HR policy expressly forbids any shows of affection in any form. Now please, go back to your desks and continue to sob quietly.

Remember, there's no I in team, but there is a U in unemployed!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Happy FriYay πŸ˜‰ everyoneeeee πŸ€— thanks for all your GREAT efforts this week gang! πŸ™ Get some well earned rest πŸ›Œ this weekend so we can all be full of Zing ⚑on Monday, ready to smash our targets 🎯 next week! πŸ₯°

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am hearing this in smarmy American blonde

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The male version has a loud comedic tie, the female an impractical manicure in something named shimmer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please be warmly advised that you may only eat during your meal break πŸ™‚

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

🎢Team Building Exercise ’99

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Today is reports day. Excel and PowerBI can fuck right off lol

1 down, 4 to go!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Speaking to my therapist last night. We were talking about my anxious mind craving distractions and the amount of screen time I'm racking up on my phone. He was talking about just sitting, no noise or anything and just taking in whats going on around us. I've never been so proud of myself cause I stopped short of shouting "RAWDOGING! Gen Z call it rawdogging when you just sit on a flight and do nothing!"

Fuck i'm weird ey.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm looking forward to seeing Seagoon translate today's word RAWDOGING into emojis in tomorrow's thread.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (24 children)

Clothes are drying in record time!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that's a first. Found a stick insect on my subwoofer. I don't think I've actually seen one before in the wild:

It has been put back outside on a tree. But glad to see there's another real junglist saying wicked.

This most definitely calls for a rave choon:

Considering it was on the subby... Suicide bassline!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Just had a company meeting about raises. I don't quality because I just started, but they gave everyone:

2%

You should have seen everyone's face. The mood in the meeting plummeted instantly.

I'm expecting some resignations in the next few weeks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The beatings will continue until … every employee is 18 and doesn’t know any better

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was flash flooded down here on the bellarine. Holy fuck I've never seen rain like that. Every gutter was overflowing. Here was the start:

Been spending the last 2 hrs having an intimate conversation with a bucket. I have not seen this level of water down here before.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

One good thing about being flooded is a double rainbow:

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

My feet are fucked and i am mad about it

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Was running a bit late this morning. Missed the train by 45 seconds. And had to wait 25 min for the next one. wtf. It’s not the weekend

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes when I hoover a pill down my throat I wonder if I accidentally swallowed a bit of foil with it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not impressed with your heavy breathing, mother nature.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Gosh she's such a mouth breather. BLOW YOUR NOSE GAIA

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Whoop de doo... I knew I had it going well for a while, but just as I'm looking at having to drop my overall hours because I am simply not coping with doing it all and trying to finish degree, I get an email from the landlord about upping the rent to 550/week (15% increase).

Pour one out for me, this has just ruined my weekend. Landlords do be collecting more and more for adding zero value...

She's said she's open to negotiation but I really suck at working out a middle ground. Too many emotions. I'll have to sleep on it. Why did she have to send this on a Friday night.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah I’ll order the motion activated light and see what I can do. Then if that doesn’t work out things are about to get stinky. I also have some creative plans for bike locks.

Ultimately though I’d love to just move somewhere less eventful and have a proper little garden, catio, maybe a shed to tinker. Maybe a fire pit. In my dreams. Maybe if I win the lottery

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I have absolutely no idea what I want for dinner

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

suns out quick do the stuff that requires power!

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