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Follow the rules. (pawb.social)
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[-] [email protected] 158 points 1 week ago

The golden snitch.

[-] [email protected] 132 points 1 week ago

Of course that kid grew up to be a cop

[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For anyone unaware, Harry does indeed become a cop (auror).

[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Defend the Aurors!

[-] [email protected] 107 points 1 week ago

Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say "yes thank you" because drugs are expensive.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago

Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters' actions that didn't align with her "don't-rock-the-boat" neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As others mentioned, he literally became a magic cop

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Or he'd do it and get in trouble for some forced reason.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Harry is the cops.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The censored version of Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's got Stoned

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Narcy Pot's pot wasn't welcome in Potter's spot

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Only nerds don’t do drugs

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

This nerd sat down and said yeah I'm gonna discover everything that gets you high

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Nerds are wizards. And wizards love drugs.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Can confirm.

Source: am wizard.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I hope you don't mean one with those pointy white hats

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Those guys are fuckin narcs. They can lick my sweaty orbs.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter's a fucking narc.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"oink oink, I'm a Fascist pig" -Harry Potter

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck you harry potter if you won't take the blunt I'll hit it

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