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[-] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago

Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

And then reopen lemmy 30s later!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

... I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I've closed and reopened a handful of times since then haha

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

...back to Lemmy you go!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Number of people sharing eye contact:3

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh....

....but you really said it?

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody's gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Correct fact: while the HIV has been found in tears, there are zero recorded cases of it spreading through the eyes. In fact, there's only a 1:1000 chance of contracting HIV if you get HIV positive blood in your eyes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

are... are you speaking from experience?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

At least there is no licking involved.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

Worth it.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Young. Hanging out in my cousin's pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

With mouths.

Damn, after that story you had me waiting for some hot eye-on-eye action.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Is smashing each other's eyelashes up inside of each other's eyelids any less upsetting?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hmmm I really wish those photons did not enter my eyeballs

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I do not like this.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that's how it was when I tried it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it's a lot easier with two people.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The germans didn't answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Eye see what you did there.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of Mitty and Riko from Made in Abyss

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? "And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break." Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.

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Was soll das andere offene Auge sein?

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