But they won't even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak...

Ahh, the ole reddit switcharoo

Just what Big Street wants you to think...

If it's boring and generic, how is it also nonsense? That seems contradictory to me, but maybe I don't understand.

Smart developer: let's make the label an 8 inch square so it won't fit in any mug.

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

I'm gonna guess the original version of this joke said "crashed" instead of "fell over", cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

You did something due to peer pressure at an age when kids are obsessed with fitting in. In the course of doing so, you realized it was wrong and you stopped. Even now, presumably years later, you still feel bad about it. I'd say you're good, every single one of us has done things (often involving inappropriate actions) we look back on and regret. You're fine.

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

Outrage

I know this won't happen, but I really wish we could just all stop talking about him all together.

We know. Twitter had every right to perform this dick move. They did nothing technically wrong, in acting shitty to one of their users.