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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Did my Coles shop online. At checkout-β€œenter cake for a free mud cake”

Type in cake.

Sorry offer not available.

Fuck you even more than usual, Coles.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm sure they're making a note here, huge success!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

That's beyond evil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Being disabled and having to shop with them for delivery means I can't boycott, so I was wondering whether I should at least try to screw them out of a free chocolate cake. But then by accepting that sop they might think there was some kind of goodwill between us... I didn't take the offer.

Now you say it's not even available.

Edit: Wait, if you want some cake then fuckem, take it. Check whether the offer period is over, and if it isn't take note that their discount codes are case sensitive. I remember the word 'cake' was all caps

If not then they've given out as many as they have or are willing to which is a jerk move

They better be honouring the Flybuys

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Interviews went ok. I'm so fucking tired though. Seems lots of us couldn't sleep because of the wind.

I could honestly crash now till tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Nothing like a methhead screaming to remind you the city is a shithole hey.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Methheads put the M in Melbourne

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

This had our nine year old in fits of giggles. It has brought joy to our house. I hope it brightens your day also.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm feeling a little better this morning, which hopefully stays that way. I don't feel throwing up level sick, but my cough is worse than yesterday (although that's possibly just because I only woke up not long ago and it's cold). And my nose is all blocked up from my sleep. I still think I'm going to bail from the rest of the trip, I just want to go home and rest.

In more positive news, today is my 1st Lemmy cake day!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I think it's a good idea to bail and go home and chill.

Happy Lemmy cake day πŸŽ‚

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Man I don't miss morning train rides πŸ˜”

In other news, have an interview and 2 "recruiter touch base regarding a role" calls today.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Mickey says hello and hopes you all have a nice Tuesday, despite the bad weather. He says you all need to make sure you treat yourself and be really kind to yourself. Have a nice warm coffee or tea, or buy that little treat you've been eyeing off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you Mickey I'll try my best

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Mickey believes in you, and knows you got this! You are awesome!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

We love you Mickey. πŸ’–

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Hey Mickey you’re so fine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I love that meme/picture. Always cracks me up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Terrible sleep last night (yeah we got the wind as well) blends into a terrible day (left the basket of washing outside because I'm a moron) into a terrible work day (people doing stuff they shouldn't) and tomorrow my little one is having surgery and gotta drive to Launceston and be there at 7am. It's a 2 hour drive. I'm considering seeing if I can get a last minute deal for a room.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel very, very strongly about not wanting to get out of bed this morning. Desperately want to wfh...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The wind is BRISK out here!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

I'm finally back home and I've walked into a fucking shit show. There's 5 cops out the front of my house, 3 staff from my organisation and my bedroom is 33Β°

Seriously, what the fuck.

(The new YP moved in on Thursday while I was away. I'd hazard a guess that's why it's a shitshow)

Update: I spoke with the program coordinator and it seems that this is just how lead tenant will be from now on. She said that PCU (the people who match kids to houses, essentially) has new leadership or something, and the new leader wants to shut down, or minimise the use of resi placements. Apparently she no longer gets to exercise as much discretion as she once could in which referrals are accepted. Apparently the new YP had been referred before but wasn't accepted, but has been re-referred and the coordinator was pressured into accepting.

She also said that she thinks this new YP will be kicked out of the program eventually, but that she doesn't get a say in the matter and knows the cost of that is likely that I won't cope well. Those were her words.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

my bedroom is 33Β°

This is genuinely impressive considering how cold it is outside. Hope you get things under control and stay safe

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Far out. Nooo. I'm so sorry you went from being sick on your trip to coming back to this guy...

Do you have a complaints process? From experience complaints tend to go into 'the round file' (ie. the bin) and I know this is a lot to put on you. But if you're up to it try to put in complaints as often as you can for as long as you can stand getting the runaround.

Also whether you decide to complain or not (sometimes reporting leads to backlash) it it might be a smart move to buy a cheap A4 notebook and make a note of the times and dates of any incidents. Guy swears at you or damages something or clogs the toilet? Write down a quick summary, time and date. Cops show up? What happened, time and date - plus cops names and their station if possible. Unnecessarily high bill from something he's done? Time and date. Something of yours goes missing? You know what to do.

Documenting sucks and feels useless but it creates a paper trail demonstrating a pattern of behaviour that might get him kicked out sooner, lay the foundations for an IVO if one is ever needed (touch wood it isn't), or may hopefully protect you from liability for something stupid he's done. I am so sorry you're having to deal with this especially at your young age.

Β 

Ps. Definitely get the lockable toolbox for out of sight under your bed and bike chain it to the frame. Grab yourself a lanyard to keep keys on you and lock your bedroom door even just to go to the toilet.

Also - you probably know this already, and may have already been doing this in the old place. But since this kid sounds like a problem it might be cautious to not leave your own personal toiletries in a shared bathroom in case they get used up, stolen or messed with. Maybe buy a wash bag or a beach bag to keep your own toiletries in, leave them in your room and carry to the bathroom as you need them.

A few generic "shared" things in the bathroom as window dressing are all I would leave out around a person like this. (A bare minimum amount of basic things you don't care about like a cheap bottle of hand soap, a few homebrand bar soaps and the cheapest brand TP.)

It might be a good idea to close or block the duct in your room if possible (so the new kid can't cook you alive), and use an electric blanket or space heater to set your own comfortable temperature.

Also it's not a bad idea to keep snacks and water in your room, lock yourself in there especially when sus characters are around, pick up solitary hobbies or be away all the time, and if you can afford it take meals while you're out.

Edit: Perhaps your hospo job allows employee meals? So you can work all the time and eat cheaply while avoiding this dude and saving up an emergency fund. If he asks, you're still broke. Invent a debt that gets taken out of your bank account to explain where all your money is going, idk.

Grab your clothes as soon as they're done washing. A clothes airer rack to dry your clothes in your room is invaluable.

Ps. Sorry if this sounds like a lecture. It really isn't meant to be. I've just lived with and dealt with people like this. A lot.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What a shithouse fucking sleep that was. Boo wind. Boooooo.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Mr Woof really wants to go on a walk right now. I've tried showing him the incoming band of rain on the weather radar and he still doesn't seem to understand why it's a bad idea and that we will go later.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Landlords threatening to sell if they can't be slumlords, water wet, yadda yadda

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Worked a shorter day to go home to the fully sick Miniest. A lot of people off work sick, some with bad colds and some with COVID. Forgot how much I enjoyed finishing at 2ish, with not so many people on the bus and fewer on the street.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (8 children)

I finished writing a new short story and even made the cover myself!

Tasmania, 1877. After a decade of hunting escaped convicts and bushrangers, Constable Charlie Harris has kept the peace in the quiet farming town of Ross, where the biggest crimes are drunken punch-ons. Then he captures Tommy Oliver, a member of a notorious bushranger gang, who offers him a deal he can't refuse: passage to the mainland in exchange for revealing the identity and location of the gang's enigmatic leader, Hannibal. Wanted for a string of burglaries and murders, Hannibal and the gang have eluded capture for years, and they won't sit back and let Tommy Oliver give up their leader, and that puts the town of Ross and its constable squarely in their sights... Can Ross hold out until reinforcements arrive to take Tommy Oliver to Launceston, or will Constable Harris be forced to choose between his oath to protect the town and his word to protect a bushranger's life?

Releasing in the next couple of weeks :-)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (8 children)

I've never had peanut butter and jam before. Holy fucking shit. I love that there's still new things to experience lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Best Brekky: Toast. One slice spread crunchy peanut butter, the other slice spread Nutella (or similar). Smush into a sandwich.

Voila! A Snickers Sandwich

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cat weather report: verr wimbdy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How would the cats know? Mine are pretending to be dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Mine was very happy to see me wake up. The moment I sat down he rushed over for a cuddle next to the heater. He'd been standing guard over me most of the night

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

The sound last night was horrendous! There’s maybe 5 bins still standing in the street. Putting you shoes on in my house is dangerous cause it gets the dogs excited thinking they might get a walk, but this morning they both sunk as far down into their beds and pretended to still be asleep.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Definitely picked up a sick. My throat is on fire. I did get within a metre or so of a toddler who was in front of me in line at the very crowded Beechworth Bakery yesterday and they are germ factories.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Ugh. Sick of waking up at this hour.. stupid bladder!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Cracked out the big jar of kombucha to process tomorrow. Been at it for a year now. It's gonna make great vinegar. HMU if you want excess scoby/mother/culture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

How!? How is there an equipment fault at Pakenham east?! Isn’t the whole fucking thing new??!!!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Finally let the fluffy one roam the hallway after begging for like a week.

Opened the door for him. He did a burnout towards the door, did a failed handbrake turn and slammed into the door frame, then continued the burnout out the door.

5 minutes later, he asks to be let in again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Love finding dried up hairballs hours after the fact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So you're saying you prefer them moist?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't decide whether it was crumpet weather or veggie soup weather. So I had both for lunch.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Argh. Had a rough night’s sleep and only woke up half and hour ago.

Thank god for a day off with no work to do since I did it over the last 3 days but what a waste of a morning already :(

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