I know this sounds awful but he needs to just die already.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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sounds pleasant to me. I'd love to wake up tomorrow and hear this giant turd shat himself to death and died on his golden toilet.
I'd do a little jig.
I might even sing. (but only if no one can hear me. World, you're welcome for that.)
His death should become a national holiday
remind me... when is Ex-President's day?
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
Get down tonight
Aww, we could do the most beautiful atonal duet
It’s not how I go looking for the notes…
… it’s how I find them. All of them.
I think it would be funny to make a sequal to the 1997 movie Liar Liar. Instead of being forced to tell the truth, I'm imagining some disney villain poisoning a citys water supply. And now they all have to sing everything. Every moment is a musical.
You would.
Mostly because you haven’t heard me sing. I was once offered an album deal, but then the CIA realized it was just cheaper to babysit some crying babies.
My plan is to make Amish funeral pie with extra orange zest to celebrate the day the human shitstain finally croaks on his gold toilet. I invite others to as well.
(Don't let the raisins scare you, It's actually a really tasty pie)
“He needs to just die already.” That’s all you had to say, friend.
He misunderstood. We wanted him to have been aborted.
There's still time, isn't there?
It's never too late for a post-natal abortion.
Yes there is.
trump is absolute proof that the only thing that matters to get power, is money.
He is dumber than a bag of rocks and was elected president
Not even money. The appearance of money.
This is actually important for promotions and raises too. Gotta laugh to keep from crying
It that was true, Bloomberg would be your president now.
There's more to it.
Trump's one talent is to make morons feel good about their hatred and bigotry and talk to them in a way that makes then feel like they understand what he's saying.
Latest in a long line, I'd wager.
You can get far if you convince people you'll let them hurt whoever they hate.
That's pretty insulting to a box of rocks. Let's go with dumber than dogshit.
So he does what Democrats want? Is that supposed to endear him to Republicans?
Part of loving a fantasy is ignoring all the actual details.
If Cinderella's slipper fit her perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why didn't the Evil Queen just give Snow White a bad rash, or have the Woodsman break her nose?
The MAGoos are like five year olds, don't mess with the story by pointing out how insane it is.
The Republiclowns don't think for themselves. They do what their told to do by fox "news".
Can someone just tell Boeing that he has some dirt on them, already...
Demented rapist says what?
sigh…
God he is really just saying whatever the fuck he wants no matter how ridiculous it is. Dude seems to be unraveling faster.
what's weird is this is exactly what he did for four years of 24/7 media coverage and the author of this article is still phrasing it like "can you believe this?"
Yeah. Yeah, we can. Why can't you. Or, more to-the-point; why don't you, article writers?
His cultists are the same. None of them care what the truth is in the slightest. I've seen redcaps on Lemmy say the Dems are responsible for Dobbs because Biden was in office for it.
If it works, don't fix it. He says whatever cockamamie bullshit pops into his head, and his followers go wild with approval.
(cockamamie)
Thanks! I couldn't figure it out and voice to text was no help. Edited.
Oddly enough, in a way, he's right.
Democrats' response to Roe repeal news was to fundraise. They pulled in a cool $80,000,000.
Democrats are never going to codify Roe because it's just too lucrative an issue. It's the same reason why Republicans will make sure we always have a so-called border crisis.
Codifying Roe would be pointless when SCOTUS has said it’s a state’s rights issue
It's pointless because it's their golden goose. It's only a states-rights issue because it was never legislated at the federal level, even when the Dems had a supermajority.
I’m not following. The process to amend the constitution is far more complicated than passing a federal law. SCOTUS effectively blocked any federal law in their ruling that said it is a states’ rights issue. A federal law would not have changed that
The process to amend the constitution is far more complicated than passing a federal law. SCOTUS effectively blocked any federal law in their ruling that said it is a states’ rights issue.
You're right, Jeff.
It's just too hard to do. We shouldn't expect better. How silly of me to think Democrats might do what they promise one day.
Neurosyphilis is wild
Fuck that makes a lot sense
The first thing I'll do as President is sign the Freedom of Choice Act https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdrOrwmk78Y
Im pro choice https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nmzdkAbu8dY
Not my highest priority https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RxiDZejZFjg
parody... No https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1z4uhxpOnN0
Yup.
I would argue that Trump should have said ‘the democratic party’ instead of democrats, but I don’t really see how he’s all that wrong.
The opportunity to actually do something about it has come and gone many times, but it’s been held unsettled as a wedge issue for political reasons.
Overturning Roe has been a huge boon to the Democratic Party. They beat that drum so hard and have managed to parlay the issue into fundraising and election wins. There’s no way they’re going to protect abortion at a federal level. It’s too much of a useful motivator for those whose life it could destroy.
More projection, he just can't help himself.
Lie # 13,875,924,772,518
I mean, if they didn't, they would have fought harder to get Obama's nominee through.
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