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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Part of loving a fantasy is ignoring all the actual details.

If Cinderella's slipper fit her perfectly, why did it fall off?

Why didn't the Evil Queen just give Snow White a bad rash, or have the Woodsman break her nose?

The MAGoos are like five year olds, don't mess with the story by pointing out how insane it is.