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Donald Trump says Democrats wanted him to overturn Roe v. Wade (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I know this sounds awful but he needs to just die already.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I know this sounds awful, but he needs to just wonderful already.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

sounds pleasant to me. I'd love to wake up tomorrow and hear this giant turd shat himself to death and died on his golden toilet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'd do a little jig.

I might even sing. (but only if no one can hear me. World, you're welcome for that.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

His death should become a national holiday

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

remind me... when is Ex-President's day?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Do a little dance

Make a little love

Get down tonight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Aww, we could do the most beautiful atonal duet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It’s not how I go looking for the notes…

… it’s how I find them. All of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it would be funny to make a sequal to the 1997 movie Liar Liar. Instead of being forced to tell the truth, I'm imagining some disney villain poisoning a citys water supply. And now they all have to sing everything. Every moment is a musical.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You would.

Mostly because you haven’t heard me sing. I was once offered an album deal, but then the CIA realized it was just cheaper to babysit some crying babies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My plan is to make Amish funeral pie with extra orange zest to celebrate the day the human shitstain finally croaks on his gold toilet. I invite others to as well.

(Don't let the raisins scare you, It's actually a really tasty pie)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

“He needs to just die already.” That’s all you had to say, friend.